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The NARWHAL Hockey League
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Fictional WOHO and Non-Binary Hockey League.
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Pleased to announce our new Vancouver Team Branding!
Dark blue background. Vancouver in gold trimmed in gold. DR. NO at the bottom in white trimmed in light blue. In the middle in rough italics V5K 5J1 and then a hockey stick and a hockey glove in a terrible parody of the 007 logo. There are streaks of galaxy and stars too.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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We are proud to announce a rebrand of our Seattle franchise,

The Seattle Burning CDs!!!!!!!!!!
Teal background. SEATTLE in bold white italic letters trimmed in light teal. Graphic of a CD on fire. BURNING in red ornate text at the bottom, CDs in light teal.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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We just want to say what we've always believed.

Trans rights forever!

Fuck bigotry!

You are who you are!
October 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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We're just here now. What will we do. WE DON'T KNOW.
February 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Final.
Peoria OW! 7
Portland Stems 6
Stems Coach: "I'm not here to talk about the past."

OW! Coach: "It was a good hockey game for us and I'm not satisfied at all."
Image separated. On one side is maroon. The other side is light green. In the middle is a yellow light slashing between the sides. A purple XW is sideways across the light. In the maroon side the logo for the Peoria OW! a figure getting hit with a mallet, with the words PEORIA In small white, and OW! in huge white are all trimmed in red. The mallet and figure are red. On the right, the logo for the Portland Stems. In a cloud of white a green and yellow stem with an angry face above curved lettering that says Portland (in green) Stems (in yellow).
May 4, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Final from Boston last night.

Brooklyn Mermaids 4
Boston Benevolent Bees 7

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie," the Mermaids Head Coach said. "Problem is we don't play halves, so I don't know what we were doing out there honestly."
There is a dark circle with a purple shimmering XW in the center. There are team logos to either side of it separated by a pink diagonal line. At left the Brooklyn Mermaids, a logo consisting of a blue mermaid holding a trident. The text below says Brooklyn Mermaids in white with font designed to evoke the sea with flowing text. At right the Boston Benevolent Bees. The logo is a bee with wings out and fists at the ready with a fighting look on its face. Under it in ornate lettering it says BENEVOLENT BEES in yellow gradient then under it BOSTON in gold more straight font.
November 19, 2023 at 1:20 PM
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Making plans...
August 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM