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Narwhalman
@narwhalman.bsky.social
The Man of Narwhals, a Friend Shaped Feller, The Burger Humper Himself, The Memelord (apprentice), but above all else: Extraordinarly Humble
The tempting shall stack then

Could go for a double bbq bacon burger
September 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
H m m. I might consider 🫢
August 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"On the contrary. If anything, we have too many!"

You don't have to say sorry, it turned out *perfectly*
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hell, I am neither 🫤
May 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
YES
May 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
O shit, happy (late) day of birth
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Yooo, I love this asf

Groovy work
April 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
*You're* my beloved for this!
March 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I present you, M3-Kanik, the emotionally unstable handicraftian sharpshooter Deputy of T34M L4W
March 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*hints at
March 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Since you voiced the first half of T34M L4W, this time I offer the second half, aka the Deputy and second-in-command: M3-Kanik

"What is my life."
"Hands up, filthy casuals."
"This is your first and final warning. Cooperate OR DIE!"
"...SYPHILIS!"
"Irrelevant reply that hints mental at instability!"
March 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM