WHAT TF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHAT TF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD HAVE STARTED A SHOOTING WAR OVER MUCH LESS!
SHAME!
YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD HAVE STARTED A SHOOTING WAR OVER MUCH LESS!
SHAME!
Who'd of thunk that?
Who'd of thunk that?
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
A: "That way there's always one who can read, and one who can write."
Q: "What about the third?"
A: "Someone's got to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals."
A: "That way there's always one who can read, and one who can write."
Q: "What about the third?"
A: "Someone's got to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals."