Nathan Berkowitz
@narthan.bsky.social
Bay Area Computational Biologist. 🧬💾🌿
Every album there's a new beef I hadn't even heard of
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every album there's a new beef I hadn't even heard of
mine is a bunch of fugazi lyrics
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
mine is a bunch of fugazi lyrics
they made pumpkin spice garbage bags
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
they made pumpkin spice garbage bags
What if the concept of "good hands" is just a zero cost management tactic for retaining techs
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What if the concept of "good hands" is just a zero cost management tactic for retaining techs
All I said was did you trade for anything cool at the Eras tour
August 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
All I said was did you trade for anything cool at the Eras tour
It's almost like he thinks the means of production should belong to the people
August 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's almost like he thinks the means of production should belong to the people
If you get born after everyone promises to "never forget" you haven't technically agreed to anything. It's a great hack
August 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you get born after everyone promises to "never forget" you haven't technically agreed to anything. It's a great hack
Almost all of us are direct descendents of Abraham Lincoln and, on the other side, secretly connected to a famous European castle
August 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Almost all of us are direct descendents of Abraham Lincoln and, on the other side, secretly connected to a famous European castle
You think that's air your breathing?
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You think that's air your breathing?
It's like that old depression era song: "once I had a railroad, but I kept on causing crashes on purpose and telling the freight magnates to go **** themselves"
August 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's like that old depression era song: "once I had a railroad, but I kept on causing crashes on purpose and telling the freight magnates to go **** themselves"
If you're "functionally Mormon" do you only get a planetoid in the afterlife instead of a whole planet?
August 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you're "functionally Mormon" do you only get a planetoid in the afterlife instead of a whole planet?
The tennis lore is deep, but the scoring seems too idiosyncratic even for a made up sport
May 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The tennis lore is deep, but the scoring seems too idiosyncratic even for a made up sport
Under certain circumstances, a broken clock can be right all day long
May 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Under certain circumstances, a broken clock can be right all day long
"why shouldn't I take this perfectly good toilet that someone left in the woods?"
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"why shouldn't I take this perfectly good toilet that someone left in the woods?"
There a few reasons to release a game as a PlayStation exclusive, but by far the most common reason is that the game is bad
May 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There a few reasons to release a game as a PlayStation exclusive, but by far the most common reason is that the game is bad
Many of them did ultimately find careers in buying, selling and/or processing
May 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Many of them did ultimately find careers in buying, selling and/or processing
Little known fact: the song Imagine is only zero seconds long because everything was fine back then
April 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Little known fact: the song Imagine is only zero seconds long because everything was fine back then