AND ANOTHER THING! Fill out a gdamn Advance Directive and a basic will. Templates are online for FREE. There’s no excuse to dump all the crap you ever collected on your loved ones.

While you’re at it, if you live in a state/province/duchy/country that allows green burials, do it. Traditional burials ARE TERRIBLE for the environment. So many toxins and chemicals! Even cremation isn’t great. Just look up Caitlyn Doughty, she’ll educate you

Altruism is a plane of existence I don’t personally believe humans are capable of - except in this act. What the fuck do you need those perfectly viable organs for in the afterlife? Even the ancient Egyptians liquified theirs before mummification.

I also want to state that there are SO many people waiting for organs and not enough donors. PLEASE become an organ donor and encourage all your fam & friends. Your last act on this earth could be the ultimate act of love & altruism. Donatelife.org

Next time you grow your hair out, I highly recommend cosplaying as Princess Jupiter!

Please text me which restaurant this is, I am super curious

You look HAWT! Get it, girl

No, thank you.

Easier said than done but I don’t want you feeling like a failure or that there is something you could have done. You’re doing everything right. Went to the Right School. Got the Respectable Job. You did the very thing you were told to do. And it’s not enough because the 1% can’t stop robbing us

No one likes moving. I wonder what the law is regarding the type of move you have to do. Hopefully they are required to give some sort of moving expense