I'm so glad we managed to get tickets for in town so I can simply walk home in the cowboy boots I know I will impulse purchase and get roughly ten billion blisters 🤌

discovered recently that I grew up playing in the rubble of his house. Too many people in this country going to sleep hoping they die before they get found out.

Tearing apart the jellycat website til they show me where they keep these hidden

Be sure and throw in alternative spellings/possible typos, I had good luck with that and some of the more advanced racial slurs 🥲

Autism assessor winking directly to camera: got one

Staring into the middle distance

Build a wing of a trade college and go on Every Course. Set up a world class specialist library on the topic of your choice, staffed by people with niche post-docs. Minmax breeding rice competitively as a hobby. I could have billions spent on other people's interesting grant proposals in a week!!

I'd be out here adding zeroes to my offers with abandon. Fifty mil not doing it for you, Mr. Scorcese? Five hundred million. Make the horror movie Marty, I don't care how.

I have never been allowed to forget the time I cackled at something I was reading while my mum was at the door and the postman jumped and went "Is that a parrot???" thinking I was some screaming parakeet in the living room

The rate I'm getting through books in this weather is relentless, pure locked indoors with the big fluffy slipper socks on for the better part of a month now

I'll know better in future 🤞

Finished Suttree this week, so this is nicely timely and educational 🤌

This fabric is stunning!