@itsmattrose.bsky.social I need a vid on spooky stories. It’s a great contrast to ur normal content, every transition or random parts of the vid scream SKULL EMOJIIIIII like a FNAF jumpscare

Anyone else have that impending doom feels with 2025 like….

It’s always an rbf, I don’t have one. I have a resting “if you talk to me there is a high chance I will violently sob” face.

Being a frequent sleep texter, talker, and walker is awful. I wake up outside in a hammock, and not only am I in a massive shark costume. BUT I MADE A WHOLE SNOWMAN.

I broke my favourite headphones, please mourn them with me 😭

I hate when I get called childish. But yk truth hurts although, fart jokes never hurt🙏

Who ever created chemistry I WILL go back in time to slap you silly. Cause why tf am I up at 1 am every night crying over Iron🙏

I woke up this morning terrified in a cold sweat. Which is really weird because I had a dream that I was a mosquito that met Chappell Roan?

My favorite thing about my overnight trips with friends is getting EXPELLED from the beds😞