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Sertraline and Social Safety Nets
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Napping, ruminating, and changing diapers.

A nomad needs naps, not just journeys. Rest isn’t quitting, it’s preparation for the next adventure.
I went from taking gummy edibles to gummy fiber supplements. Life comes at you hard.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My in-laws are super conservative and I... am not. We've come a looong way over the years. But, I still like to occasionally fuck with them by censoring certain words and implying that it isn't "woke" to say anymore. I censored D*ycare yesterday and I swear I felt Christ's love leave my FIL's soul.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's amazing to me that A.I. glazers swear that billionaires will implement UBI when A.I. unlocks ascended Super Saiyan or some shit. WHEN ELON MUSK, THE RICHEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS WORLD, WON'T EVEN PAY FAIR CHILD SUPPORT FOR HIS KIDS!!! He isn't even taking care of his HALF CLONES. We're FUCKED
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've been trying to put more glitter in my spite lately.
July 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why does all the wisdom that truly resonates with me seem to come from lesbians online? What’s the lesbian equivalent of trekking up a mountain to seek enlightenment from a monk?
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Here’s a weird but kind of beautiful thing about being a parent. My daughter and I somehow share a poop schedule. If I have to go, chances are, she’s already gone or is about to. It’s like we’re connected on some deep biological level, like we’re two trees sharing the same root system, but for poop.
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Damn, I just realized I've been repressing my abandonment issues.

I straight-up abandoned my abandonment issues.

Now how the hell do I process *that*?

#Help
#Therapy
#Laughthroughthepain
#FUCK
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.
December 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Reminder for my ADHD peeps: it's time to throw out the Thanksgiving leftovers.
December 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM
My 15-month-old was napping on me when she suddenly sat up, and I thought for sure the nap was over. I started singing softly, hoping to lull her back to sleep. She looked at me, gave me the sweetest little kiss, and curled back up to sleep on my chest. It was such a simple, pure moment, I cried.
December 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
The raccoons won today. I feed some feral cats outside and got distracted adjusting their heat lamp. I left a 14-pound bag of cat food out, and the raccoons dragged it back to their lair. Played me like a fiddle.

Anyone have extra cat food?
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Well... terrible news. I burned my homemade yeast rolls. Stayed up all night, only to scorch the bottoms, a true rookie mistake.

It's 5 a.m., and I’m in tears, using a cheese grater to shave off the charred parts.

This is it. I am at rock-bottom and it smells like burnt bread.
#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Almost done making homemade yeast rolls. Two casseroles? Done. Veggie tray and charcuterie board? Prepped. Drinks? Stocked. Special oyster crackers? Oh yeah. All for in-laws who dislike me for being a leftist atheist. But hey, if I’m the family clown, at least I feed the circus!

#Imtrying
November 28, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Exhausted from a day with my 1.5-year-old, I made her a special dinner and threw together some easy mac for myself. While grinding pepper, I totally spaced out and ended up with a mountain of it in my cup. I still ate it... spicy, peppery, but ok.

#Dadlife
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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WE. HAVE. ARRIVED!

And we're ready to SUPPORT Indie Game Devs!

Here's to a warm Bluesky welcome 🦋

Who's excited!?!

#Promosky #GameDev
elmo is wearing a party hat and holding a party horn
ALT: elmo is wearing a party hat and holding a party horn
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November 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Adulthood?

It's just a performance. I’m really a committee of traumatized inner children and teens in a trench coat, voting on which coping mechanism to use next.

#promosky
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Why is it easier for emotionally unavailable people to say "Love you" instead of "I love you"? Is "I" too much commitment?

Like, "Love you" is the fast food of affection, quick, cheap, and just enough to keep you from starving.

#promosky
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
God, I am so tired of drinking water, going on these dumb little walks, trying to eat healthily, and obsessing over my screen time. It’s like I’m the world’s lamest Tamagotchi. At least those things were cute! I look in the mirror and think, “This thing’s about to die."
November 23, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Watching children’s programming with my daughter actually puts me in a better mood. Maybe it’s the break from doom-scrolling, or maybe I’m just a big kid... Either way, Bluey gives better advice than my therapist and Sesame Street is now my primary source of hope for humanity.

#Promosky
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Nothing would heal me more than going on a magical adventure, personal growth, saving the world, and maybe finding out I'm secretly a prince or at least getting a cool sword.
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 PM
This Thanksgiving will be hard for many. A lot of people are *rightfully* going no contact with Trump-loving families. If you're spending it alone, know you're not the only one. And if you know someone who's alone, reach out or include them. Now more than ever, we have to support each other.
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My parents were pushing 40, or well past it when they had me. Having older parents fast-tracks you to being an old soul. I’m in my late 20s, but I’ve already mastered the art of grumbling like a crotchety old man.
November 21, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Bluesky feels like that warm, tipsy moment when the drinks hit just right, and you start loving everything and showering everyone around you with compliments. And I’m here for it! It’s like we’re all drunk on the joy of having a safe space.

#Bluesky
#Hospitality
#Love
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I was Cali sober for years before I had my baby, but now I’m completely sober. Don’t get me wrong though, I still believe drugs are an integral part of the human experience and I'm honestly tired of pretending otherwise.

#Decriminalize
#legalize
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Ever since COVID, there’s been this Elmo puppet on TV that just doesn’t look right. It’s like they gave the work-from-home puppeteer a backup puppet instead of the good one. But this thing? It’s cursed. It looks like Skinwalker Elmo. Like a fraud trying to fool you into letting your guard down.
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM