Simon
@nappyboysimon.bsky.social
Nappy boy. Old enough to know better, unlikely to grow up.
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇
☀️ By day: attending major international business events
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
☀️ By day: attending major international business events
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness
I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!
July 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!
How your email finds me 🙃
June 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
How your email finds me 🙃
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
May 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼
Sneakers ✅️ diaper ✅️ toddler vibes ✅️
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sneakers ✅️ diaper ✅️ toddler vibes ✅️
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅
He's home from school, and he's deep into Arthur. The babysitter will be here any minute 😌
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 PM
He's home from school, and he's deep into Arthur. The babysitter will be here any minute 😌
Since you asked so politely 🥰
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Since you asked so politely 🥰
Precious is a natural byproduct of dumb and helpless ✨️
November 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Precious is a natural byproduct of dumb and helpless ✨️
I'm going to have to pick this one. The lighting is very flattering 😌
November 20, 2024 at 8:23 AM
I'm going to have to pick this one. The lighting is very flattering 😌
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
November 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies...
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
November 1, 2024 at 12:06 PM
BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies...
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵💫🤤🫠
Chef in (potty) training
January 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Chef in (potty) training
All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼
December 31, 2023 at 1:42 PM
All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼
