i bring a sort of homeschooled girl who makes animals noises energy
to the function that most of u “division” capable normies are not fucking ready for

guys do i look stoned?

not sure if i wanna go on HRT scared i’ll get too sexy n ppl will jus start making out w me while i’m in line at costco :p

rawr

bad bitch morning routine
6:00am wake up
6:01-11:00am cry
12:00pm get up look in the mirror n tell yourself “i can fix her”
12:30pm coffee, hashbrowns, backwood.
ready to dominate.

T.B.P. - theoretical bitch physics: a term for when niggas try to learn what bitches want by making shit up

I like how every sad little man has a story about how in high school they could’ve gone pro at (insert sport) but then (insert thing) happened

when I grow up my version of this story is gonna be I could’ve gone pro at CS:GO but then I fell into a deep depression for multiple years

gonna start a yt channel where i review albums n i think my format will really set me apart
rapid fire go through every song n loudly proclaim whether it’s a BAGGER or ASS (name of the channel)
n if i like the album i’m gonna get a 7.5 if i don’t like it,
7.

i’m thankful for LeBron

girl dick same size as that one part of oklahoma like i’m slappin texas in the face w it

BREAKING: footage of JD Vance explaining to his wife why he took the job as VP after calling Trump “America’s Hitler”

watch me pull up on ur bitch like

*indiscriminate subbass*
*window rolls down*
*audibly painful wheezing*

lol