naplesyrup
@naplesyrup.bsky.social
Comedy, dogs, movies, and leftist politics
Pro tip: don’t name your dog “Digger.” You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people will…not think that is what you are yelling 😳
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pro tip: don’t name your dog “Digger.” You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people will…not think that is what you are yelling 😳
I’ll say it again: conservative “comedy” is the fucking worst
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ll say it again: conservative “comedy” is the fucking worst
Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age
September 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age
Men who call women “females” should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises
September 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Men who call women “females” should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises
It’s ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too
Aren’t we all, these days
August 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Aren’t we all, these days
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I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service
June 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service
TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.
Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing
June 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing
Do I want to “upgrade my dog’s collar with AI?” What are we doing here you guys
June 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Do I want to “upgrade my dog’s collar with AI?” What are we doing here you guys
Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye
Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
June 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye
Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
June 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler —- praying for you, man
June 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler —- praying for you, man
I hope someone’s keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are “the best”
May 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I hope someone’s keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are “the best”
I am writing 3-sentence movie reviews here now if anyone gives a shit boxd.it/45UF7
N A T H A N’s profile
N A T H A N uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 768 films watched. Favorites: Rushmore (1998), They Cloned Tyrone (2023), Arrival (2016), The Manchurian Candidate (1962). Bio: Where we’re...
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May 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I am writing 3-sentence movie reviews here now if anyone gives a shit boxd.it/45UF7
Visiting other countries really broadens the mind
April 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Visiting other countries really broadens the mind
For an industry invented by nerds, VR headsets are surprisingly unfriendly to glasses-wearers
April 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
For an industry invented by nerds, VR headsets are surprisingly unfriendly to glasses-wearers
Make the most of what you got
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Make the most of what you got
Normalize pronouncing Beyoncé with the accent on the end like it’s spelled (bee-yon-SAY!)
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Normalize pronouncing Beyoncé with the accent on the end like it’s spelled (bee-yon-SAY!)
Hello yes I am “mock turtleneck/pleated khakis/braided belt to the school dance" years old, thank you for asking
March 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hello yes I am “mock turtleneck/pleated khakis/braided belt to the school dance" years old, thank you for asking
Teaching this workshop (and performing) at Hartford Improv Fest in a few weeks!
March 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Teaching this workshop (and performing) at Hartford Improv Fest in a few weeks!
Before/after feeding time
March 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Before/after feeding time