“suss out” is a british phrase?!?!

ma found a strawberry cat

i do not remember mike & ikes being this delicious

my coworker had no clue about jo calderone AKA lady gaga’s drag king persona and it was a chilling reminder how straight most of my team is

pls it’s genuinely embarrassing how many doctors i encounter in nyc who don’t know what top surgery is

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

just passed a daycare called “Love My Bilingual Angels,” and you know what, me too

a harrowing discovery in recent memory was that not all tea contains tea leaves. why is peppermint tea called tea? there is no tea. it’s just hot mint juice.

seems it is once more time to prove i’m funny