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Naomi Tatchell
@naomitatch.bsky.social
Silly Goose.

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January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Absolutely not, no?!
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Is this what you’ve got up for?!” Asks the dog. Well yes actually!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Jesus Christ.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seething at the dapper man for being so dapper, one can only assume.
October 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
And out
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Jalapeño and coriander going in
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I am so deep down a focaccia baking hole I don’t think I’m ever coming out
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Bax after an accidental two hour beach walk on our little west wales holidays
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel giddy (literally just whacked them all in and prayed today)
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This was Bax under the table at our pub when the red weather warning one went off before Christmas - he got SO many fusses after he didn’t mind but poor bugger was STARTLED!
September 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Please also see: garden leeks, toms and cuc
September 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Already starting to worry about the old brain box once the garden stops spewing these out
August 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fantastic read, this will be looping around my brain for at least 72 hours
August 9, 2025 at 9:16 AM
July 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Came to say the exact same thing! “Hysterical pregnancy?” “A little bit!”
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I also cannot count the number of times I’ve muttered “Even the dense eyelashes of a foraging low belly beast”
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sent this to my group chat in the week and two of them have since ordered, I keep jumping in with “okay have they arrived yet?!”
January 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Feeling accomplished and smug.
December 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
The look of sheer terror when the entire pubs red weather warning alerts went off. To be fair we collectively shit ourselves to the point you couldn’t get to the bar for fifteen minutes after.
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Baxter says hello!
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
At least he’s taken down the topless picture of himself from view this time
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM