Thank you J for the thoughtful gift card! ❤️❤️❤️ a lovely valentines gift

Most mornings, this Northern Flicker wakes me up trying to drill a hole into the side of my house. So I had a friend build a birdhouse for her with a perfect hole to go in and a bed of sawdust inside. Now she is just drilling a new hole into the birdhouse 😂

Lunch break sex is hot 🥵🔥💦 who’s with me? I’ve got rare same day availability TODAY!

It’s been a hard last couple months and I would LOVE to take my kiddo on a little weekend trip somewhere relaxing and close by. Anyone kind suitors interested in helping me do that please hit me with an Air Bnb gift card to my email naomi.sloane@proton.me

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Let’s meet for coffee or a drink and talk through your questions, fears, and dreams around your dating life. After that I’ll teach you a thing or two in the bedroom—education, fun, and never any judgment. Book a dating coaching session with me today!
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Did you know that I offer hands on dating coaching? If insecurity, inexperience, shyness, or anything else is holding you back from the joy of connecting with others, we should talk. I love to counsel, support, and guide both across the table and through live feedback in the bedroom! 21+ only

Throwback to when I was blond 👱🏻‍♀️

POV: You are in trouble because you are v bad

Also, comment if you came here from X bc I told you to

In case of 🍆 emergency: Please note! I’m gonna have some short notice availability today and this evening

POV you open the door to the wrong bathroom but then actually it’s the right bathroom 🫦

I made it to Bluesky! Which pic should be my profile pic? One of these? Or the one I currently have?