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A visionary’s lunch: One Quarter Pounder. No cheese. No sauce. 🍔

Why? Because distractions are the enemy of progress. We keep it lean, we keep it efficient, we keep it Naomi-Chan™.

Back to the tower. The sky is waiting. ☁️🏢
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
CEO Naomi has replaced her office desk with a 6-foot stack of Naomi-Chan™ shipping crates. She says "standing desks are for amateurs; tower desks are for visionaries." She currently needs a step-ladder to sign a delivery note. The Blackpool sky is the limit. 🏢🪜
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We are requesting an emergency increase in the monthly budget for "Technical Supplies." It turns out Naomi-chan’s definition of "hardware stress testing" involves seeing how many sticky notes can fit onto the server cooling fans before they make a "funny screaming sound."
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We are pleased with the recent resolution regarding Greenland. This development allows us to move forward with confidence and focus, knowing that stability and clear direction have been restored.

With uncertainty behind us, we can now fully begin our next phase of initiatives.
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Supply chain update for Naomi-Chan™: 🧵

Every product we sell is made in the UK. We do not source any materials or fabrics from the USA.

We’re keeping it local and tariff-free. 🙌
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
We do not condone Donald Trump’s recent actions, including the threat of a 25% tariff on UK goods. Using trade as a weapon over the annexation of Greenland is a "wrecking ball" for British manufacturing and small businesses. We stand for stability, not economic bullying.
January 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
🎨✨ Office update! ✨🎨
The Naomi-chan™ office painting is officially complete — now proudly featuring the Trans Pride flag colours 💙💗🤍

Fresh walls, brighter vibes, and a space that finally feels like home. Huge thanks to everyone cheering us on — we’re excited for what’s coming next 👀🌈
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
We have added a permanent tribute page to the Naomi-chan™ site for the late IllyTheKitty (Katie). A warrior, a creator, and our favorite Foreign Correspondent. May she always have the wind at her back.

Read her legacy here: www.naomi-chan.com/ILMKitty

#IllyTheKitty #65Roses #VTuber
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
🎶✨ Pssst… wanna find a secret?

Naomi-chan™’s On Hold jingle is hiding a little easter egg just for you! 💖
Head over to naomi-chan.com/hold, place a call, and listen very closely… 👀📞

Something sparkly, musical, and very Naomi might just happen if you wait…
Patience + curiosity = pure magic! ✨🎵
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
✨ IT’S TIME! ✨

The wait is over—the official Naomi-chan™ website is officially LIVE! 🌐💖

Explore the world of Naomi-chan, check out our latest updates, and see what’s coming next. Come say hi!

🔗 www.naomi-chan.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
OFFICIAL STATUS UPDATE:

Site build: Complete. Engineering team: Me. Current status: Waiting on Domain Propagation. 🌐

The heavy lifting is done. As soon as the domain clears, Naomi-chan™ officially has a new home. Ready for the next chapter in our 2026 roadmap.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Exciting news! Naomi-chan™ staff shirts are officially in production with our local partner T-Print! 👕 I visited their facility today and spoke with Kylie to perfect every detail — colors, branding & quality. Can’t wait for the team to rock the new look!
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Technical Update:

The site is looking great, but we’re prioritizing quality over speed.

Current focus: 🧹 Refactoring legacy code 🔒 Hardening security (Auth/XSS protection) ⚡ Performance optimization

Targeting Mid-2026 to ensure a polished, secure launch. 🚀
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
✨ Counting down the last moments of 2025… Naomi-chan™ is cozy, reflective, and ready to step into 2026 with big dreams and digital adventures. 💙💻
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
As we step into 2026, the mission is clear: expand, innovate, and dominate. Bigger deals, bolder moves, and the same uncompromising leadership you’ve come to expect from Naomi-Chan™.

To the team, the community, and all who follow: buckle up. 2026 is going to be a masterclass in excellence.
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from everyone here 🎄✨

Thank you for your continued support throughout the year. As we look ahead to 2026, we remain committed to creativity, quality, and a touch of Naomi-chan™ charm. Wishing you a warm Christmas and a successful New Year.
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Before 2026 officially begins, Naomi-chan™ and I have one last mission for 2025: spread as much holiday cheer, cookies, and snuggly plushie energy as possible. It’s a tough assignment, but someone has to do it — luckily, I have the best plushie CEO assistant to make it happen. ✨🎄
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🎄 As CEO, I’ve officially declared that Naomi-chan™ gets first dibs on all cookies and cocoa this Christmas. She’s already supervising the decorations, making sure every ornament is in the correct festive order… which mostly means she’s trying to eat the candy canes.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Naomi-Chan’s journey from sketches to chibi plush has been pure labour of love. Every detail reflects my vision—she’s not just a plush, she’s imagination made tangible. Here’s a peek at the early sketches that shaped her! 🧡
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Naomi-chan™ is an original character created and owned by Naomi Extellna. All intellectual property and commercial rights are exclusively retained.

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December 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM