Naomeatmybutt
@naomeatmybutt.bsky.social
She/Her. Nebulous co-owner/founder/art director/writer/I don't have a real job title of Commander's Herald, former (?) writer for Hard Drive I mean I'm still in their Slack but don't really check it anymore
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"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
Democrat Congressman Puts All Cards In One Pile For Opponent's Fact or Fiction | Commander's Herald
Washington, D.C. - As the government begins to return to work following the longest government shutdown on record, many returning politicians are starting up their Magic: The Gathering play groups aga...
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November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"
my favorite fall header images :>
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
my favorite fall header images :>
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Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card
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Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card | Commander's Herald
using the old CRT TV in my mom's basement. Frankly, the fact that it isn't an in-between frame where Aang looks like a sleep paralysis demon is a miracle."
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November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Magic: The Gathering Designers Forget To Remove iCarly Ad From Avatar Screenshot Card
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Commander Opponent With Ouija Board Playmat Swears They Aren't Targeting You
Commander Opponent With Ouija Board Playmat Swears They Aren't Targeting You | Commander's Herald
"I thought it was my grandma guiding me from above, but after spelling out 'p l a y w a r p w o r l d' , I'm pretty sure it's someone from the other place."
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November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Commander Opponent With Ouija Board Playmat Swears They Aren't Targeting You
pls join it's good/I'm so tired
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October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
pls join it's good/I'm so tired
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Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry
(silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago)
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(silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago)
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Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry | Commander's Herald
"I just don't want everyone else looking at me and thinking I'm weird." buzzed Uneasy Sliver through the great hum.
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October 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Socially Anxious Sliver Makes Family Worry
(silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago)
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(silly thing i did way too much research on for no reason like two years ago)
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald
studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.
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October 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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@maro254.bsky.social r u ok
October 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@maro254.bsky.social r u ok
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last time I'll bitch about ai this afternoon i promise 🤞
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TCGPlayer Execs Panic After AIs Unionize | Commander's Herald
," Announced Hailey, an artificial intelligence customer support rep named after a fired employee this isn't a joke what the f*ck.
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September 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
last time I'll bitch about ai this afternoon i promise 🤞
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D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank
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D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank | Commander's Herald
"I could just walk in and be out of there in like twenty minutes," while looking up the rules of Speak with Plants for some reason.
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September 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
D&D Heist Planning Session Takes Longer Than It Would To Rob An Actual Bank
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ty google ai very cool
August 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
ty google ai very cool
Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer AND a Dead Sex Worker
(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)
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(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)
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Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer and a Dead Sex Worker
The transgender character on an upcoming episode of CSI: Vegas is set to simultaneously be a dead prostitute and a serial killer.
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August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer AND a Dead Sex Worker
(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)
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(old article i wrote that may or may not appeal to a specific demographic)
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if anyone wants to sponsor me hmu, it'd be really funny
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
if anyone wants to sponsor me hmu, it'd be really funny
Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward
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Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward | Commander's Herald
Our collaboration with Harold McNeil on what we think are Charlie Chaplin sleeves will be 100% drawn by the artist’s own blood stained hands.
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August 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ultimate Guard Promises To Only Use Original Artwork To Finance Hate Groups Going Forward
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my friends expressing concern after i lose 18 life to my own land
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
my friends expressing concern after i lose 18 life to my own land
Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup
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Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup | Commander's Herald
Officer rounded up an old Ramen label, the maze on the back of a camping cereal box and a North Carolina fishing license.
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August 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Witness Unable To Identify Magic Card In Police Lineup
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