Hear ye, loyal subject of our Tengri-blessed Khagan, for His August Majesty invites you to Xanadu to enjoy the flourishing prosperity the realm has to offer.

miHoYo letting us eating good and then set up a tragedy in Amphoreus, I wager.

I'm looking at your roasted chicken backside, Shaoji. /j

Obligatory Wikimedia link for further perusal: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:%E...

Here's something else: the first part of the "Illustration of the Birth of Shakya[muni Buddha]" (釋迦降生圖), attributed to Wu Daozi.

And here's our Venus, then vs. now:

How our Mars looked like (credits to Wikimedia Commons):

Meanwhile in East Asia we have four sides of constellations, each assigned an animal and direction. And then our Mars is an angry multi-limbed horse-headed warrior god on a red donkey, and our Venus used to be a lute-playing goddess that transitioned into an old man because thank you JotW.

"Update: we got new information from our long-dead kings via the Dream Channel. They say that there's this slave who is so talented we should make him chancellor."

"Of course, we have encountered opposition over this matter, but they all politely shut up when told it's the will of our dead kings."

Papia Kristang would also like to say hello.

You may also declare 立直 when you're erect, simply because it is indeed "standing straight".

they were*, blergh, grammar brainfart. ._.

That, and having no concept of patience or caution. Seems like these guys will just bumrush the sites like he was Schliemann 2.0.

... May Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha watch over you then.

Not to disparage but uh, just how messed up you are to keep ending up in Naraka? You kept drawing the shortest lot of the six, how-