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If you still believe Trump I got magic beans for sale that won’t make you fart.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you still believe Trump I got magic beans for sale that won’t make you fart.
About 180,000 people die from alcohol yearly in the United States Pete Hegseth . Will you be bombing breweries, distilleries, and wineries as well? 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
About 180,000 people die from alcohol yearly in the United States Pete Hegseth . Will you be bombing breweries, distilleries, and wineries as well? 🤔
August 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trump said today that DC is “dirty” and “disgusting”. 🤔 He is correct. He, his family , and his entire administration should move out immediately to resolve this problem.
August 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump said today that DC is “dirty” and “disgusting”. 🤔 He is correct. He, his family , and his entire administration should move out immediately to resolve this problem.
Any Democrat who says they wouldn’t date Sydney Sweeney because she’s Republican is a lying ass mother****er. 🤣
August 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Any Democrat who says they wouldn’t date Sydney Sweeney because she’s Republican is a lying ass mother****er. 🤣
If you regularly seek out, consume, and accept facts they will never offend you.
July 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you regularly seek out, consume, and accept facts they will never offend you.
Alligator Alcatraz is “Epic Universe” for racist pricks. #alligatoralcatraz
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Alligator Alcatraz is “Epic Universe” for racist pricks. #alligatoralcatraz
“This is not what I voted for!” = “but I pulled out!”
July 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“This is not what I voted for!” = “but I pulled out!”
July 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So far the “big, beautiful bill” is less Anna Nicole Smith and more like Chris Farley in a wig.
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So far the “big, beautiful bill” is less Anna Nicole Smith and more like Chris Farley in a wig.
Interviewer: “what is 2 + 2?”
Response: “I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician.”
Response: “I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician.”
May 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Interviewer: “what is 2 + 2?”
Response: “I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician.”
Response: “I don’t know. I’m not a mathematician.”
Morning exercise: Raise your arm, make a fist, and punch yourself in the face. Now you know what it’s like to be a Trump supporter.
April 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Morning exercise: Raise your arm, make a fist, and punch yourself in the face. Now you know what it’s like to be a Trump supporter.
Trump: punches his supporters in the face.
His supporters: “it’s all part of the plan. Stay patient.”
His supporters: “it’s all part of the plan. Stay patient.”
April 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trump: punches his supporters in the face.
His supporters: “it’s all part of the plan. Stay patient.”
His supporters: “it’s all part of the plan. Stay patient.”
I just realized the Flinstones theme song is woke: “we’ll have a gay old time.” Better do something about that President Trump.
March 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I just realized the Flinstones theme song is woke: “we’ll have a gay old time.” Better do something about that President Trump.
Next time I have to report figures, I’m gonna tell my boss revenue for the month was $500K, even though it was really $100K. What’s the big deal? Our president does it. Who cares what the facts are. What matters is what I imprint on his mind.
March 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Next time I have to report figures, I’m gonna tell my boss revenue for the month was $500K, even though it was really $100K. What’s the big deal? Our president does it. Who cares what the facts are. What matters is what I imprint on his mind.
Should each administration review and examine where there’s wasteful spending? Yes, absolutely. That does not mean you use an ax and “Art The Clown” the government. You get a scalpel and “Doogie Howser” it. It’s called “intelligence.”
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Should each administration review and examine where there’s wasteful spending? Yes, absolutely. That does not mean you use an ax and “Art The Clown” the government. You get a scalpel and “Doogie Howser” it. It’s called “intelligence.”
Here’s my take on Bill Belichick dating a 24 year old woman: live and let live. He’s a grown man and he can date whoever his heart desires……except my daughters. Stay the F away from them you dirty old man!
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Here’s my take on Bill Belichick dating a 24 year old woman: live and let live. He’s a grown man and he can date whoever his heart desires……except my daughters. Stay the F away from them you dirty old man!
Rock isn’t popular right now, but I find it shameful that the Grammys didn’t have one rock performance last night. They even had some jazz performances. Ridiculous. Great young bands Fontaines DC and IDLES were nominated and should’ve been given exposure. #grammys #idles #fontainesdc
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rock isn’t popular right now, but I find it shameful that the Grammys didn’t have one rock performance last night. They even had some jazz performances. Ridiculous. Great young bands Fontaines DC and IDLES were nominated and should’ve been given exposure. #grammys #idles #fontainesdc
“DEI? DEI? Motherfucker, you don’t know how to spell DEI.”- in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“DEI? DEI? Motherfucker, you don’t know how to spell DEI.”- in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson
Things DEI is responsible for according to right wingers:
1. Unqualified workers
2. Woke policies
3. Plane crashes
4. Involuntary celibacy
5. Erectile dysfunction
6. “Happy Holidays”
7. Mixed couples on tv
8. Ellen DeGeneres
1. Unqualified workers
2. Woke policies
3. Plane crashes
4. Involuntary celibacy
5. Erectile dysfunction
6. “Happy Holidays”
7. Mixed couples on tv
8. Ellen DeGeneres
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Things DEI is responsible for according to right wingers:
1. Unqualified workers
2. Woke policies
3. Plane crashes
4. Involuntary celibacy
5. Erectile dysfunction
6. “Happy Holidays”
7. Mixed couples on tv
8. Ellen DeGeneres
1. Unqualified workers
2. Woke policies
3. Plane crashes
4. Involuntary celibacy
5. Erectile dysfunction
6. “Happy Holidays”
7. Mixed couples on tv
8. Ellen DeGeneres
Thank you Vice President Harris for showing our country, the world, and our children how to lose gracefully and with dignity. I am proud to have voted for you.
January 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thank you Vice President Harris for showing our country, the world, and our children how to lose gracefully and with dignity. I am proud to have voted for you.
Mike Tyson was just too old. He should’ve dropped out and given Kamala a chance so she could lose.
November 17, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Mike Tyson was just too old. He should’ve dropped out and given Kamala a chance so she could lose.
Breaking news: Trump names Hannibal Lecter as the head of the USDA. #Trump #Hanniballecter
November 14, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Breaking news: Trump names Hannibal Lecter as the head of the USDA. #Trump #Hanniballecter