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Nat White
@nanowhit.bsky.social
he him | haida 🐦‍⬛ | 23
splatoon noob since may 28 2015🐞🐙
pfp: meee🤠
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Some of you “mother fuckers” must be living in the dimension where dicks are EATEN and ENJOYED!
Thank you Metroid Prime 4 for reminding me how amazing Metroid Prime 1 is
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Log by bolb 😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One man’s pro fight is another man’s toxic yaoi
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
what is dirt, if not shit persevering
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lemon juice, tahini and more garlic than the average person can dietarily manage
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if my wife ever calls me her hubby im filing
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Questioning the artistic intent of the writers this season
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
splatoon break (I am still doing daily rolls shops and win bonus) (I am just spending time playing other shit)
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Deactivated threads because I can’t shitpost there like I can here lmao
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I would definitely never set out on a journey after an inciting incident🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I’m so fucking tired bruh
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
How much pasta goes in the ocean before the ocean is considered pasta water
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
this game is just dress to impress
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Naming my twins dexter and sinister… there will be a great battle one day…
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
“How do you even finance a house like this”
“They’re white people”
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m done with you at least 3 of your boyfriends gave me patriot vibes
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
when i was 14 i went to a high school halloween party with my cousin and there was a dance contest that i started moving like michael jackson and they told me i was disqualified for standing too far away from the crowd. they hated me because i was moving too tuff. i was batman
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Evil names to give your scary pitbull
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
X rank secured🫡 I only made S+ for the first time ever last season and I made it to S+7 but lost a lot of time playing mario kart and donkey kong. I’m so proud of this
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
new yorkers that voted for cuomo act like mamdani is personally responsible for September 11th
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
fuck my stupid chungus life i miss being a rez kid playing in the mud
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“No offence but you look like you’re like 35 or 55” 😭
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if im dead and someone posts an ai me hugging them video you HAVE to go to openai hq to retrieve my consciousness i am still alive they are holding me in the cyber verse against my will
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Walter’s libertarian ass would NEVER organize for labour
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
“I haven’t thought of heath ledger the same since.. brokeback mountain”
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM