When someone messes with your figures and now every purple, pink, yellow, and blue is slightly different 🫠

No many people know about this but the election of Pope Leo was actually first predicted in Biomaterials Science in 2022

I don’t think you have to be a scholar for this one 🤪

Yes, the original price was indeed 3.69 although it’s anyone’s guess whether this was on purpose or they misprinted the new price.

The great news is that we have three months to find out 🤠

That “you’re the greatest thing we’ve lost” TikTok trend but it’s me getting my citizenship after 15ish years and I get this fucking thing instead of literally any other letter 😭

“assimilate into our society” 🤮

(image from Reddit because mine was used as scrap paper and tossed 😊)

Me waiting for the good news Modest Mouse said were on their way

If a place has one size of drinks and they hand me something that is two-tiered, I’m immediately never going back.

This is the coffee of someone who is going through something or girl bossing and I want to be associated with neither of these things.

Competent AND a cutie, I really lucked out ☺️

So I know this is very “bar is on the ground” but my current boyfriend is the one who usually makes dinner and just fixed a hole in my sweater and I feel so weird being the less competent one in the relationship???

Men feel like this all the time and it’s a normal feeling for them???

Girly pop you do know that relocation is what started this, right?

I forgot that I had changed the background of one of the lab computers and was utterly delighted to see it today, so I imagine everyone else will be too. You’re welcome @ everyone 😤

You want me to work?? When I’m busy giggling and kicking my feet??? Nice try, satan 😤

Every Sunday, I do three things:

1) play racquetball for at least an hour to get my anger out
2) brunch and mimosas
3) read this book and get angry all over again 🥰

Fuck you for thinking you’re “different” and your illegal immigration was “different” so you can be American but no one else can.

no thoughts, just chaotic pasta

i’m so ___ that this was the last TikTok I got 😔