Christine Nangle
@nanglish.bsky.social
Writer, The Simpsons. (prev The President Show, The Break, Inside Amy Schumer, Kroll Show, SNL, UCB) I like pit bulls so much. Phanatic fanatic. 🦅
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
damn I thought people liked
my little sketches
my little sketches
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
damn I thought people liked
my little sketches
my little sketches
turns out dating me is a lot like visiting The Queen Mary
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
turns out dating me is a lot like visiting The Queen Mary
I googled my Treehouse of Horror XXXVI Halloween name.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I googled my Treehouse of Horror XXXVI Halloween name.
only fascism can make me more miserable than direct sunlight
October 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
only fascism can make me more miserable than direct sunlight
Last night as we were walking through Dodger Stadium, a pleasant young man (LA fan) asked me if he could buy my Phanatic hat. I said no, and he said ok and left. I didn’t ask him why and now I can’t stop wondering.
For a friend? To deface it? To smell my sweat? WHY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN? WHY?
For a friend? To deface it? To smell my sweat? WHY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN? WHY?
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Last night as we were walking through Dodger Stadium, a pleasant young man (LA fan) asked me if he could buy my Phanatic hat. I said no, and he said ok and left. I didn’t ask him why and now I can’t stop wondering.
For a friend? To deface it? To smell my sweat? WHY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN? WHY?
For a friend? To deface it? To smell my sweat? WHY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN? WHY?
Phew. Go Phightins! (also thank you to the Dodger fans who are always very nice)
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Phew. Go Phightins! (also thank you to the Dodger fans who are always very nice)
keep in mind there’s always the possibility that while doing your banded pull-ups you are greeted by teeny tiny Larry Bird.
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
keep in mind there’s always the possibility that while doing your banded pull-ups you are greeted by teeny tiny Larry Bird.
my god they did it.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.
October 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my god they did it.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.
taking this opportunity to say HELL YEAH JEFF HILLER and also to post this photo of me last week at the creative arts emmys appreciating a mini cheesesteak
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
taking this opportunity to say HELL YEAH JEFF HILLER and also to post this photo of me last week at the creative arts emmys appreciating a mini cheesesteak
dream job everyday
August 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
dream job everyday
"Life evolves," said Mr. Epelboym, who ran a successful dental practice in Brooklyn for three decades. His license was revoked in 2018 after he pleaded guilty to insurance fraud.
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"Life evolves," said Mr. Epelboym, who ran a successful dental practice in Brooklyn for three decades. His license was revoked in 2018 after he pleaded guilty to insurance fraud.
sweetheart drink your milk, it’ll make you big and strong like… oh dear god
July 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
sweetheart drink your milk, it’ll make you big and strong like… oh dear god
no one was ever more super
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
no one was ever more super
Times are tough. Look at this baby Ernie.
June 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Times are tough. Look at this baby Ernie.
NYT is usually out of touch but they do know I’m getting worse
June 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
NYT is usually out of touch but they do know I’m getting worse
No kings, except maybe this one.
June 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No kings, except maybe this one.
You know I actually almost said earlier today that I was pleasantly surprised none of you “Blueskied” and chose to interpret that I was saying that people in red states deserve to be terrorized. Ahhh well.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You know I actually almost said earlier today that I was pleasantly surprised none of you “Blueskied” and chose to interpret that I was saying that people in red states deserve to be terrorized. Ahhh well.