Suits you.

Service on the brink? Service? Not in my area. Not even for my kid.

Why does the news keep reporting on what politicians have for lunch? I'm obligated to ask my kid what she ate at school but the chancellor is a grown adult. I couldn't give a flying fuck if she had farts and foie gras.

Oh thank goodness. X

I'm just checking if that's sarcasm or if you actually think measles vaccines cause autism? Sorry I've had a prosecco and my sarcasm detecting ability is dulled.

Ah I see now. It's part of Trump's master plan. Letting kids die from measles is cheaper than a wall. I'm joking obvs. It's Putins plan.

I'm so tired of being disappointed

I don't understand and I'm too scared to ask.

I met Adam in a train station. He'd just had a documentary on TV about his brother, their condition and ablism called my amazing twin. Had a really good chat. He's a lovey guy. Anyone trolling him is an absolute twat.

😂😂😂😂😂 Quick someone get me some paint and a board!

Sing it with me "oh I never thought, the leopards would eat my face" 😂😂😂

Yes to this. I've managed to find my lil kid an NHS dentist after being on a waiting list for 6 months. How long we will keep the dentist is the next struggle. The last one we had saw us once then went private. I'm saving for braces now because they can cost thousands privately.

That second one is a spoof account but yes to everything you said.

😦😣😖🤢🤮

Yes he is an absolute cnt

You having a shit day?