Nancy upton
@nancyupton.bsky.social
Briefly internet famous + not to be confused with my mother
(At the same time. Katie moves in with a crowd of 70+ women in bathing suits doing ‘all that jazz’)
May 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
(At the same time. Katie moves in with a crowd of 70+ women in bathing suits doing ‘all that jazz’)
Cue (rewrite the stars) bring in Mario Lopez dancing soulfully (TIGHT spotlight)
May 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cue (rewrite the stars) bring in Mario Lopez dancing soulfully (TIGHT spotlight)
I remember trying the discord and missing it. And now we can’t use Twitter….what it maybe…and just maybe….we could come up with the best platform ever to save this town
May 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I remember trying the discord and missing it. And now we can’t use Twitter….what it maybe…and just maybe….we could come up with the best platform ever to save this town
I can’t stop thinking about that article, but in that bad way where you know you’re Permanently Changed for having seen something
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I can’t stop thinking about that article, but in that bad way where you know you’re Permanently Changed for having seen something
Best I could do was a half snoopy cut off that said “appy mornin”
November 20, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Best I could do was a half snoopy cut off that said “appy mornin”
The WWE fan in me is waiting for Dennis Murphy with a (polite) chair to enter the ring
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM
The WWE fan in me is waiting for Dennis Murphy with a (polite) chair to enter the ring
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 AM
IM SHOUTING IM SHOUTING IM SHOUT-
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 AM
IM SHOUTING IM SHOUTING IM SHOUT-
(Me waiting in the wings for the slings and arrows speech) …..hold steady Nancy, just hold….
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
(Me waiting in the wings for the slings and arrows speech) …..hold steady Nancy, just hold….
How about we all cluedo my cluehole (extremely smart British humor, I’m handed a bafta immediately)
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
How about we all cluedo my cluehole (extremely smart British humor, I’m handed a bafta immediately)
Also how unhinged of me to respond all of that to your initial message, obviously I am in my Twitter deprogramming stage
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Also how unhinged of me to respond all of that to your initial message, obviously I am in my Twitter deprogramming stage
A friend recently coined it “delulu for sport but not for life” and she is NOT wrong
November 20, 2024 at 4:40 AM
A friend recently coined it “delulu for sport but not for life” and she is NOT wrong
I mean; MOST of us have the sense to know there’s a group chat for when you need confirmation bias vs the people you go to for actual feedback
November 20, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I mean; MOST of us have the sense to know there’s a group chat for when you need confirmation bias vs the people you go to for actual feedback
Feel like we’ve just seen each other in a bar in Casablanca, holy shit
November 20, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Feel like we’ve just seen each other in a bar in Casablanca, holy shit