Nancor
@nancor.bsky.social
#1 sandpaper lover. Father to three elves. 문맹인
Pinned
Currently ingratiating myself into the Trump presidency with the sole aim of creating an executive order mandating a new letter for the "schwa" be added to the English alphabet
February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Currently ingratiating myself into the Trump presidency with the sole aim of creating an executive order mandating a new letter for the "schwa" be added to the English alphabet
Nintendo can keep Luigi as a character while avoiding the controversy of being associated with CEO murder, but are they brave enough to have Luigi transition?
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nintendo can keep Luigi as a character while avoiding the controversy of being associated with CEO murder, but are they brave enough to have Luigi transition?
Me: "Aww man I dropped my phone and the screen cracked."
That one friend who's way too into horuspicy: "The entrails fortold of this."
That one friend who's way too into horuspicy: "The entrails fortold of this."
February 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me: "Aww man I dropped my phone and the screen cracked."
That one friend who's way too into horuspicy: "The entrails fortold of this."
That one friend who's way too into horuspicy: "The entrails fortold of this."
Boss says he wants an innovator, a leader, a risk taker; then gets mad at ME for trying to start "butthole Wednesday" in the office Slack. Make it make sense!
February 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Boss says he wants an innovator, a leader, a risk taker; then gets mad at ME for trying to start "butthole Wednesday" in the office Slack. Make it make sense!
Got fired from my job as a mafia goon today. Apparently the boss actually said he wanted to make me a MADE man and found my outfit insulting, not to mention unflattering.
January 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Got fired from my job as a mafia goon today. Apparently the boss actually said he wanted to make me a MADE man and found my outfit insulting, not to mention unflattering.
I think Pepsi should lean into their drink being aligned with the Dao
December 14, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I think Pepsi should lean into their drink being aligned with the Dao
Resist libs have discovered Daoism
#resistance #protip: Water is at its most powerful when it is constant. A single drop doesn't change much, but a constant stream can form a canyon.
That's a metaphor for us and what we need to do for the next for years. #altgov #resist
That's a metaphor for us and what we need to do for the next for years. #altgov #resist
December 11, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Resist libs have discovered Daoism
It must be so frustrating to be a politically motivated killer in this cultural climate. You can have a clear cut motive and message and people will still argue that it wasn't you. I bet it's really disheartening.
December 10, 2024 at 6:59 PM
It must be so frustrating to be a politically motivated killer in this cultural climate. You can have a clear cut motive and message and people will still argue that it wasn't you. I bet it's really disheartening.
Absolutely heartbroken to hear they've taken Luigi into custody. I was a big fan of his work - both the shooting and his delicious Italian Ice.
December 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Absolutely heartbroken to hear they've taken Luigi into custody. I was a big fan of his work - both the shooting and his delicious Italian Ice.
Reposted by Nancor
Rat Meme Monday. Support them and their sublime agenda. #ratsofbluesky
December 2, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Rat Meme Monday. Support them and their sublime agenda. #ratsofbluesky
In Search of Lost Time but instead of growing up in late 19th century France the narrator spent his whole adolescence playing League of Legends.
He sees the wind blow through leaves and spends 4 pages reminiscing about day 1 rework Galio Q.
He sees the wind blow through leaves and spends 4 pages reminiscing about day 1 rework Galio Q.
December 2, 2024 at 4:43 PM
In Search of Lost Time but instead of growing up in late 19th century France the narrator spent his whole adolescence playing League of Legends.
He sees the wind blow through leaves and spends 4 pages reminiscing about day 1 rework Galio Q.
He sees the wind blow through leaves and spends 4 pages reminiscing about day 1 rework Galio Q.
"Gee, I sure hope I don't eat a STAB Body Slam!"
The motherly Kangaskhan:
The motherly Kangaskhan:
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 AM
"Gee, I sure hope I don't eat a STAB Body Slam!"
The motherly Kangaskhan:
The motherly Kangaskhan:
I'm going to become a reply guy, but not reply to anyone directly. Instead, all of my posts will be passive-aggressively directed at unknown users and confusing without the necessary context.
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I'm going to become a reply guy, but not reply to anyone directly. Instead, all of my posts will be passive-aggressively directed at unknown users and confusing without the necessary context.
When you think about it Wicked Part 1 is kind of a Surf Dracula
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
When you think about it Wicked Part 1 is kind of a Surf Dracula
I am thankfull for my fat ass and nuts
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I am thankfull for my fat ass and nuts
White Pilgrim STUNS by asking for the stuffing in flawless Wôpanâak at the first Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 2:06 PM
White Pilgrim STUNS by asking for the stuffing in flawless Wôpanâak at the first Thanksgiving
(Youth pastor voice) Let me tell you about the greatest banned book of all...
Banned means banned anywhere, not necessarily everywhere.
a little boy is standing in front of a bookshelf filled with books .
ALT: a little boy is standing in front of a bookshelf filled with books .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
(Youth pastor voice) Let me tell you about the greatest banned book of all...
Did it make anyone else uncomfortable when she paused before saying "wicked" then stared at the camera silently for half a minute
November 27, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Did it make anyone else uncomfortable when she paused before saying "wicked" then stared at the camera silently for half a minute
When do you guys think the Rizzler will pupate
November 25, 2024 at 4:47 PM
When do you guys think the Rizzler will pupate
Reposted by Nancor
Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Unfortunately I don’t think it’s possible to get a person like this to kill themselves
They never should have killed the Air Bud Presents franchise. Imagine what we could have today. A pro-gamer lemur. A cat that plays pickleball. A lady Air Bud, for the WNBA
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 PM
They never should have killed the Air Bud Presents franchise. Imagine what we could have today. A pro-gamer lemur. A cat that plays pickleball. A lady Air Bud, for the WNBA
Reposted by Nancor
Call me Columbo the way I show up after everything happens and piss people the fuck off
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Call me Columbo the way I show up after everything happens and piss people the fuck off
Wo Chein my beloved... I will always stand by you
November 23, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Wo Chein my beloved... I will always stand by you