I saw a really good pencil drawing, and I was so distracted that it took me a solid minute to realize it was porn. I was admiring every tiny detail, and halfway through I was jump scared by a robo-cock.
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I saw a really good pencil drawing, and I was so distracted that it took me a solid minute to realize it was porn. I was admiring every tiny detail, and halfway through I was jump scared by a robo-cock.
Everyone knows the best and most screenshot-able moments on social media are from replies. So, that being said, I need y'all to be funnier so I can find things I actually want to reply to.
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Everyone knows the best and most screenshot-able moments on social media are from replies. So, that being said, I need y'all to be funnier so I can find things I actually want to reply to.
Got no phone case currently, no screen protector either. Yeah, I like to live life on the edge.
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Got no phone case currently, no screen protector either. Yeah, I like to live life on the edge.
I've been filled with the sudden desire to replay a bunch of Kirby games... What kinda niche ass ghost is possessing me?
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I've been filled with the sudden desire to replay a bunch of Kirby games... What kinda niche ass ghost is possessing me?
Don't mind me, it's 4am and I'm delirious.
If I was rich I'd reintroduce the mass production of discontinued tech components to make vintage consoles easily replicated to drive down their market value because fuck you it'd be funny.
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Don't mind me, it's 4am and I'm delirious.
If I was rich I'd reintroduce the mass production of discontinued tech components to make vintage consoles easily replicated to drive down their market value because fuck you it'd be funny.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
If I was rich I'd reintroduce the mass production of discontinued tech components to make vintage consoles easily replicated to drive down their market value because fuck you it'd be funny.
Trying to think of something to say that'll get me in juuussst the right amount of shit in ten years' time.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Trying to think of something to say that'll get me in juuussst the right amount of shit in ten years' time.
Hogwarts houses are great writing.
You got:
- Brave and full of themselves
- Cunning and full of themselves
- Smart and full of themselves
- Not full of themselves
What else could you possibly need?
You got:
- Brave and full of themselves
- Cunning and full of themselves
- Smart and full of themselves
- Not full of themselves
What else could you possibly need?
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Hogwarts houses are great writing.
You got:
- Brave and full of themselves
- Cunning and full of themselves
- Smart and full of themselves
- Not full of themselves
What else could you possibly need?
You got:
- Brave and full of themselves
- Cunning and full of themselves
- Smart and full of themselves
- Not full of themselves
What else could you possibly need?
Tooth pain got me questioning god right now.
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tooth pain got me questioning god right now.
Why do people freak out about writing in blood? I ran out of ink, I got a lot of blood, my body even makes the stuff, it's a logical solution.
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Why do people freak out about writing in blood? I ran out of ink, I got a lot of blood, my body even makes the stuff, it's a logical solution.
Gonna start making a bunch of videos of me saying complete nonsense, and hope that one will become a meme, so everyone will dig up an old clip and say I was really ahead of my time.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Gonna start making a bunch of videos of me saying complete nonsense, and hope that one will become a meme, so everyone will dig up an old clip and say I was really ahead of my time.
I don't know why, but I feel like we were never supposed to get this far... whatever, "🎉".
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I don't know why, but I feel like we were never supposed to get this far... whatever, "🎉".
The scariest part about responding to people online is that if my siblings see it, they'll get upset with me for not staying in my fucking lane.
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The scariest part about responding to people online is that if my siblings see it, they'll get upset with me for not staying in my fucking lane.
I had a lot of free time recently. As much as I enjoy doing nothing, I can't do it for too long. Because then I'm alone with my thoughts...
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I had a lot of free time recently. As much as I enjoy doing nothing, I can't do it for too long. Because then I'm alone with my thoughts...
You ever just forget something, try to remember what it was, think of something else, wonder if that's actually what you forgot, conclude it wasn't, then question if you actually forgot anything in The first place? Yeah me neither.
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
You ever just forget something, try to remember what it was, think of something else, wonder if that's actually what you forgot, conclude it wasn't, then question if you actually forgot anything in The first place? Yeah me neither.
Those kids got hands.
Gonna hop online and bully all the kids that just got Kirby Air Riders.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Those kids got hands.
Gonna hop online and bully all the kids that just got Kirby Air Riders.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Gonna hop online and bully all the kids that just got Kirby Air Riders.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
*checks calender*
*Christmas eve*
WHAT THE FU-
That was fast
*Christmas eve*
WHAT THE FU-
That was fast
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
*checks calender*
*Christmas eve*
WHAT THE FU-
That was fast
*Christmas eve*
WHAT THE FU-
That was fast
Road an elevator one too many times the other day and now I feel like the liquids in my brain are falling.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Road an elevator one too many times the other day and now I feel like the liquids in my brain are falling.
#KirbyAirRiders
I guess I'll go fuck myself.
I guess I'll go fuck myself.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
#KirbyAirRiders
I guess I'll go fuck myself.
I guess I'll go fuck myself.
What's with all this 67? I thought we aggreed the next funny number would be 2.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What's with all this 67? I thought we aggreed the next funny number would be 2.
Fuck composure, I wanna have a temper tantrum that'll be seen by God!
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fuck composure, I wanna have a temper tantrum that'll be seen by God!
"Reasons Bronto Burt can still be in Kirby Air Riders, a thesis:" - Me, crying.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Reasons Bronto Burt can still be in Kirby Air Riders, a thesis:" - Me, crying.