NamikazeFlashXD
@namikazeflashxd.bsky.social
Life is an art of dying, a little lost a little found 🖤✨️
Capture a bee but dont kill it. Put it in the freezer so it gets cold and goes to sleep. Take it out of the freezer and put it in your mouth but dont swallow it. Wait for it to warm up.
Congrats, you now have a bee in your mouth : )
Congrats, you now have a bee in your mouth : )
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Capture a bee but dont kill it. Put it in the freezer so it gets cold and goes to sleep. Take it out of the freezer and put it in your mouth but dont swallow it. Wait for it to warm up.
Congrats, you now have a bee in your mouth : )
Congrats, you now have a bee in your mouth : )
Need head from a guy with acid reflux, make it sizzle my prince
September 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Need head from a guy with acid reflux, make it sizzle my prince
The person who walks forward without purpose still makes it farther than the person who stood still and waited for it
Go out there and get em : )
#hopecore
Go out there and get em : )
#hopecore
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The person who walks forward without purpose still makes it farther than the person who stood still and waited for it
Go out there and get em : )
#hopecore
Go out there and get em : )
#hopecore
Call her Dwayne the way she Rock my Johnson
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Call her Dwayne the way she Rock my Johnson
Call her AI the way she makes me generate slop
September 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Call her AI the way she makes me generate slop
Sometimes i stop mid sentance cuz the hamster running on the wheel in my head jumped off to get some water from the upside down sippy bottle
July 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sometimes i stop mid sentance cuz the hamster running on the wheel in my head jumped off to get some water from the upside down sippy bottle
Need shawty to pull up with head not even a guilloteen could save me from 😫
July 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Need shawty to pull up with head not even a guilloteen could save me from 😫
Me flirting in class: "So what school do you go to?"
July 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Me flirting in class: "So what school do you go to?"
*Kissing your neck from behind at the urinal*
"Sorry i thought you were my wife"
"Sorry i thought you were my wife"
July 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
*Kissing your neck from behind at the urinal*
"Sorry i thought you were my wife"
"Sorry i thought you were my wife"
Whats bigger than a tuna? A threena
July 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Whats bigger than a tuna? A threena
Im starting a 3 month uni course and i decided id use gift wrap and a gluestick to give my books a cool cover and it looks so ass 😂😭 but its so me so im keeping it and hoping noone will say anything because i love it 😂
July 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Im starting a 3 month uni course and i decided id use gift wrap and a gluestick to give my books a cool cover and it looks so ass 😂😭 but its so me so im keeping it and hoping noone will say anything because i love it 😂
(To the tune of mary had a little lamb) Mary had a little lamb
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
(To the tune of mary had a little lamb) Mary had a little lamb
Has anyone seen my pile of 2 grains of rice?
July 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Has anyone seen my pile of 2 grains of rice?
When life gets hard, you must get harder. Stay horny 🔥💪
July 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When life gets hard, you must get harder. Stay horny 🔥💪
Beauty standards are dumb because what happened to i like your body because its you. People get hotter the more you like them, its science 💅
July 2, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Beauty standards are dumb because what happened to i like your body because its you. People get hotter the more you like them, its science 💅
Last night had a guy say I was gay for listening to lessarfim in my car?????
Whats gayer, you listening to men grunt and groan about how their life sucks over heavy guitar or me listening to a bunch of hot girls singing about me coming over to their house to 'dance'
Like, balls in your court bro
Whats gayer, you listening to men grunt and groan about how their life sucks over heavy guitar or me listening to a bunch of hot girls singing about me coming over to their house to 'dance'
Like, balls in your court bro
June 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Last night had a guy say I was gay for listening to lessarfim in my car?????
Whats gayer, you listening to men grunt and groan about how their life sucks over heavy guitar or me listening to a bunch of hot girls singing about me coming over to their house to 'dance'
Like, balls in your court bro
Whats gayer, you listening to men grunt and groan about how their life sucks over heavy guitar or me listening to a bunch of hot girls singing about me coming over to their house to 'dance'
Like, balls in your court bro
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I need shawty to pick me out of the asylum line up fr
June 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I need shawty to pick me out of the asylum line up fr
She call me apple the way i be in cider (i wish)
June 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
She call me apple the way i be in cider (i wish)
What is slendermans deal? Bro is never not on about collecting his paged and then when you go within a post code of his pages he hunts you down like i hunt down the last of my chocolate
June 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
What is slendermans deal? Bro is never not on about collecting his paged and then when you go within a post code of his pages he hunts you down like i hunt down the last of my chocolate
Big pharma and Big medicine and Big idiots will try to sell you on cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt exist
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Big pharma and Big medicine and Big idiots will try to sell you on cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt exist
We should stop catagorising people by gender and race and all that nonsense
Are you edible or inedible >:)
Are you edible or inedible >:)
June 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
We should stop catagorising people by gender and race and all that nonsense
Are you edible or inedible >:)
Are you edible or inedible >:)
I got an 'Iron fist alexander' figure
Life is good : )
Life is good : )
June 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I got an 'Iron fist alexander' figure
Life is good : )
Life is good : )
The fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us
*puts a little mushroom in your hand*
*puts a little mushroom in your hand*
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us
*puts a little mushroom in your hand*
*puts a little mushroom in your hand*
If shes your girl then why have I slowly been replacing parts of her until theres nothing left of her original body?
Shes not even your girl anymore??
Shes not even your girl anymore??
June 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If shes your girl then why have I slowly been replacing parts of her until theres nothing left of her original body?
Shes not even your girl anymore??
Shes not even your girl anymore??