THE SOLSTICE OCCURRED @ 20251221 10:03 AM

UR ASTRONOMICAL WINTER HAS JUST BEGUN THO UR METEOROLOGICAL WINTER BEGAN 12/1

BUT

UR DAYS WILL NOW BEGIN 2 GET LONGER

CONGRATS U MADE IT

I considered @-ing all the ones I know but that seemed rude. But rest assured: I have my eye on you with your antics.

We don't have that (that I know of) but we do have some really good Asian grocery stores if you ever need recommendations!

If you wanna be scared, play Echo. If you wanna have a chill time, play Extracurricular Activities.

You know, some people have to pay good money to turn their beds into slides. You got that for free!

The barely above freezing temps will continue until morale improves

What color of Gatorwine are we talking? Inquiring minds wish to know 👀

Give him the giant cow brush rollers. He deserves it.