No Goosebumps? No Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark? Get outta here!

Eyelash game crazy. Would give snacks.

He saved you 15% or more, and this is how you repay him?

They must write thrice to show sincerity and then visit you in person. "Daniel, I heard they call you the Sleepy Dragon of social media. Will you help us unite the kingdoms of U.S.A., Canada, and Greenland? Only then can order be restored to our great country."

2. dogs are so funny, man

Needless to say, they end up losing because of the main commander's decision. Just find it funny that, even hundreds of years ago, there was already "nuh-uh, I read in the Art of War. The book is always right," type of guys.

You have to settle for the real thing. Disappointing, but sometimes you gotta make do.

All those skills and spells. Lost. Like tears in the rain.