Egg hunt at work today. My egg had a little pink duck and now he’s best buds with the crochet turtle

Voting for no final 4 firemaking, praying we vote that twist back to hell where it belongs #survivor

Gonna be sat for the Survivor premiere tonight. Based only on the bios real ones are rooting for Kamilla

The weekend is here, time to play my silly game with the silly people in the #murdercastle

Dad called me yesterday to tell me he loved me due to him getting on a plane today. He said “Who knows this one might crash too and I wanted to make sure we got the chance to talk”

Lovely phone call but sad we have to fear flying now

Punxsutawney Phil is gonna be getting a strongly worded letter if it snows again. Paying off the rat next year for early Spring

I forced myself to enjoy coconut for the sole purpose of getting on survivor one day and not starving to death

I can tell I am using this app as God intended since every other thing on my TL is a shirtless man. I built this TL from the ground up

Less than 24 hours from a Thanksgiving family get together and my brother informs me he “accidentally” outed me to my conservative cousins 🫠

I have this argument with my bestie all the time and I have come to the conclusion that audiobooks are just podcasts.

It’s interesting to be on an app where I’m not being spammed with strange ads about mixing Coke and Vaseline