Joey Miller
@namenotunique.bsky.social
It's all going well until your bottleneck proves to be too effective and your tank suffers a death of a thousand cuts.
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
It's all going well until your bottleneck proves to be too effective and your tank suffers a death of a thousand cuts.
Fantastic gameplay, some really challenging maps but the story annihilates any goodwill you may have from the first game and because you can have 73 units the writing suffers.
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Fantastic gameplay, some really challenging maps but the story annihilates any goodwill you may have from the first game and because you can have 73 units the writing suffers.
I get to recruit Nephanee and leave her and Ike on mob detail again
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I get to recruit Nephanee and leave her and Ike on mob detail again
Ike's such a good lead that I spent most of the sequel asking, "Where's Ike?"
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ike's such a good lead that I spent most of the sequel asking, "Where's Ike?"
This is a good one. Clean menus, a fun experience point system and phenomenal writing.
January 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
This is a good one. Clean menus, a fun experience point system and phenomenal writing.
So is this Williams admitting that he screwed up here? This whole saga is wild.
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
So is this Williams admitting that he screwed up here? This whole saga is wild.
I tried searching for an appropriate verb but I couldn’t find anything that fit
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I tried searching for an appropriate verb but I couldn’t find anything that fit
Cammy's about to get pantsed
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Cammy's about to get pantsed
No, no the game that sold 31 million copies wasn’t that influential.
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 PM
No, no the game that sold 31 million copies wasn’t that influential.
The NFL even changed their drug use rules mid season so Wes Welker could play in that game.
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The NFL even changed their drug use rules mid season so Wes Welker could play in that game.
It's not bad, especially if you've got a reliable trail nearby.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It's not bad, especially if you've got a reliable trail nearby.
Love that for Riq.
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Love that for Riq.
Who blabbed about Durde? I promise, I just want to talk 🔪
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Who blabbed about Durde? I promise, I just want to talk 🔪
Shut up and take the win, you dork
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Shut up and take the win, you dork
Boooooo--wait, hold on, let me try that again--MOOOOOO!
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Boooooo--wait, hold on, let me try that again--MOOOOOO!
The one perk of watching it for the first time after I graduated from college is getting to appreciate the show’s craft but not being blown away by it.
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
The one perk of watching it for the first time after I graduated from college is getting to appreciate the show’s craft but not being blown away by it.
Congrats on drunkenly tumbling down another random hyperfixation.
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Congrats on drunkenly tumbling down another random hyperfixation.
I didn’t expect them to be this good this soon
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I didn’t expect them to be this good this soon
Incredible faces, maddie.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Incredible faces, maddie.
Imagine spending the 6th pick on a running back
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Imagine spending the 6th pick on a running back
It's the ending we deserved
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
It's the ending we deserved