You know, probably nobody would've noticed "becuase" if you hadn't called it out...

Rage Against the Machine Learning

I was going to chide you about location-based discrimination, then I saw that the city has apparently gerrymandered its own borders.

Slayed, served, and ate.

First thought: What'd Wrex say this time?

Flat honest answer can be fun.

Chatting with a couple at an Austin pub before the eclipse. After they find out where I'm from: Must be bad with crime at the border with illegals.

Me: Huh? There's nothing like that at home.

Instant confused silence. I finish my beer, wave and go catch Pokemon.