As you can see me and other dems have ripped up the instructions for the death ray that was sent to our offices we stand with you in spirit, as we have lunch at Panera with our conservative colleagues many have expressed concern that the death ray is causing more dust than they anticipated RESIST!

Good i still gotta play the oblivion remake which will no doubt end in me sinking another billion hours into Skyrim

That’s all true and it’s great you’re gonna stay up late and tell sone folks about it but I can’t help but think that awful creature you accurately described probably wouldn’t have been able to do a good portion of these things if you hadn’t handed him a big wad of sweaty money

Doesn’t this guy make enough doing squat cobblers? does he really have to debase himself like this?

Those must’ve been soooome interviews

Literally everything that comes out of his fetid brain is antithetical to the ideas this country is supposed to stand far

I'm not going to lecture anyone, but there are good reasons not to declaw cats, and increasingly veterinarians are declining to offer that service unless medically necessary.

Shredded furniture is a small price to pay for maintaining good relations with your house panthers.

The best time to delete your facebook and instagram was ten years ago the second best time is now