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Naked Techie
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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids).

Re-skeets encouraged.

Take care and be bare.

Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it.

#naturist #naturism #familynaturism
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Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
A photo of me and Mrs NT. We are naked, standing next to each other on a sandy beach, facing out to sea with my right arm around her and her left arm around me. There are some breaking waves coming in and there is a rocky outcrop on the right. The colours in the photo have been enhanced.
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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#naturism
A screenshot from the film Back To The Future. Doc Brown is wearing futuristic clothes and sunglasses, sitting behind the wheel of the Delorean. Overlaid in the traditional meme font are the words, "Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes."
June 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Feels like it's gonna be a #clothesfree kinda week. #naturism #ukweather
Screenshot of a weather app showing the temperatures for the upcoming week as 23, 23, 24, 26, 28, 28 and 26 degrees Celsius from Monday to Sunday.
June 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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It's the law in the UK when the sun comes out. 🤣 #naturism #nakedbbq
Me, naked, drinking a beer, barbequing.
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Look who we just found in the hot tub! ❤️ @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @simon.berrimansbareall.uk
Simon, Helen, Aneta and me in the hot tub.
April 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Sun's out, buns out. 🤣
A pack of 12 sliced soft bread rolls, aka buns.
March 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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By some metrics today is the first day of spring in the UK. #naturist season incoming...
A picture of 4 metal springs.
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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The best business attire.
Me, naked, sitting in a chair in my home office.
February 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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More into volleyball than tennis, but could be persuaded to give it a try.
A photo of me, naked except for a baseball cap, on a beach, about to serve at volleyball.
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.
December 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incid... #xkcd #christmas
A three panel cartoon from XKCD. In panel 1 a character is trying to run a sudo command that they art not authorised to run and they get the error message saying the incident will be reported. In the secret panel the character asks a second character who does sudo report the incidents to, to which the second character replies that they don't know. In the third panel we see Father Christmas sitting at a computer screen and adding a name to the naughty list on his wall.
December 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Definitely. ❤️
Me and Mrs NT, naked, on a beach, the sun setting, looking out to see.
November 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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So looking forward to doing this again next year. #naturist swimming is the best swimming. (Much ❤️ to Mrs NT for taking the photo.) #naturism
Underwater photo of me, naked, snorkeling.
November 29, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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A light switch with no switch (ie. a blanking plate) with a notice above it saying "Please switch me off". The meme text above reads "My brain at 3am".
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Sadly the snow has missed our part of the country so I haven't been able to make Naked Snow Angel 2 - The Sequel. But here's a re-run of the original Naked Snow Angel. #naturist
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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An attempt at an #artisticnudephoto photo from last year. I think it qualifies as artistic. It's definitely not fine art. 🤣 #naturist
Me, naked, a white shirt over my right shoulder, photo taken from behind, standing in front of a bedroom dresser with a mirror on it, artistically lit, monochrome. #naturist
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results... unless you're using a computer."
A photo of me, naked, sitting on a blue sofa, with a laptop on my lap.
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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Hmm... Not sure this automatic classification is correct. 🤣 #naturist #meerkat #ai
A screenshot of a photo of me in a piece of photo organising software. I am naked, laying face down on a lawn, taken from overhead with a drone. The automatic label given to the photo by the software that the screenshot is from is "meerkat".
November 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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The IKEA Collection.
Photo of about 50 IKEA assembly tools of various sizes.
October 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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Early adopter. 😁
Image shows I was Bluesky user 69551 and in the first 1% of the user base.
September 19, 2024 at 7:06 AM
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Sun's out... #naturism #selfie #sunsoutbunsout
Me, taking a selfie, sunbathing naked, laying front down on a sandy beach with the sea in the background.
August 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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#naturism #equality
A photo of me, naked, outside next to a tree. There are two black bars superimposed across me, one covering my groin and one covering my nipples. Meme text is written in the image saying, "Takes Instagram-safe picture, realise you're wearing your wife's censorship bars."
April 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Not sure if this is an ingredient or I'm being insulted. 🤣
A tube of Fokhagymakrém.
March 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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One of my all time favourite pictures and memories. ❤️
Me and Aneta, naked on a beach in Fuerteventura staring out to sea, arms around each other , taken from the shore out to sea.
February 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM