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naked meadow warden
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A sexagenarian helping run a 50 acre piece of naturist heaven on the London/Kent borders. UK based.

sine vestibus, cum fieri potest

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and my unexpected hair growth overnight.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
That would get an 18 certificate
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Must be awful. You could turn it into a game. Have a sweepstake to guess the number of seconds before the next victim i mean customer witters on about their experience and likening it to some natural disaster. Asking them if they’ve ever had to wash using a puddle goes over their head. Then zap!!
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December 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Will be like whamogeddon. It’s everywhere on a day like this. Make sure your taser is fully charged.
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Seven brides for Seven Blues Brothers
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
A ex colleague of mine once showed me a photo of a teenage him embarrassingly holding up a silver trophy he won for coming first in some event. The embarrassment was due to the fact he was the only one who took part.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A posssibly wild guess. So, I’m type 2 diabetic. Prior to getting diagnosed and on meds for it, I would confuse being light headed and presuming hunger with having a blood sugar rise/crash. I wonder if you checked your blood sugar before eating then an hour later when you feel hungry to see.
December 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Thank you. Just listened to this podcast. Great to get some original ideas from both guests.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I am in the perhaps unusual position of livjng in the London area but in a bit of a not spot. People a mile in each direction are getting 300Mb to 1Gb whereas I scrape 20Mb. The service is often down. Yes EE and BT wires. Previously Sky, same speed and issues. Won’t go starlink route. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
and by way of mutual back scratching, the papers report the political editor of the BBC no less claiming that the Chancellor has lied.
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
With Robbie Gibb owning the Jewish Chronicle, it’s not unreasonable to surmise there may be a particular steer from him for news coverage.
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
And Auntie is a foghorn for the RWNJ brigade. Due to a weak chair and Robbie Gibb, the Beeb sticks it’s head out of the window sees which way the press is blowing then repeats it until the wind changes. When will- and more importantly- how will sanity prevail in these crazy times?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i’ve been through their list. I fully admit to being from south of the border and so cannot claim fluency. However, I saw a serious lack of terms I would consider concurrently Scottish and Sweary.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
looks like you’ve got a few meals organised.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Do they squeal like the lobsters do or do you stun them first before putting them in the water?
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November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Then the news bulletins repeat the tripe ad nauseum.
Compare with France 24. 3 way discussion where left and right wing opinions given time to develop their arguments. 5 min discussion. Result? Full audience understanding of views.
We are being taken for fools. No wonder brexit happened.
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sequence of events.
1. Someone at the BBC reads the papers and determines the chancellor is lying.
2. Kuensberg interrogates the chancellor.
3. They get Badenoch to repeat the claims.
4. Judge and jury anyone?
Sure, Reeves doesn’t inspire confidence but the agenda of the media is plain. 1/2
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Completely agree. His younger self describing his trip to Amsterdam was eye wateringly funny.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hopefully no cider involved.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fever dreams ahead….
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That’s the look of the budget after it’s been mauled by the right wing press attack dogs. I feel it’s relatively safe to say whatever the budget had contained it would have been wrong. The opposition didn’t shut up hurling abuse all through the speech. Dep speaker had to intervene lots. Utter scum.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Introduce yourself with 6 concerts you’ve seen.
Yes.
Genesis.
Elton John.
Paul McCartney.
Ray Davies.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hope it goes well. take some tissues and some pound coins for the swear jar 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM