Sometimes I'm someone's birthday gift..
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sometimes I'm someone's birthday gift..
I would describe my style as Post Neo Easy Listening.
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I would describe my style as Post Neo Easy Listening.
I should find a way to monetize my vibes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I should find a way to monetize my vibes.
We're going to write The rust language approach to sex.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
We're going to write The rust language approach to sex.
I like flornicating and silly portmanteaux.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I like flornicating and silly portmanteaux.
Oh my goth, may be I am a vampire. That would explain a lot of things. I like garlic more than I like virgins though.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh my goth, may be I am a vampire. That would explain a lot of things. I like garlic more than I like virgins though.
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
October 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
I am getting at an age where I don't need to be POSIX compliant all the time..
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am getting at an age where I don't need to be POSIX compliant all the time..
My teeth have a lot of technical debt.
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My teeth have a lot of technical debt.
I have a terrible toothache. Interestingly enough, the pain flares up when I get approached by an attractive person.
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have a terrible toothache. Interestingly enough, the pain flares up when I get approached by an attractive person.
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Let op: de term NSPM-7 zul je af en toe gaan horen in de VS:
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Let op: de term NSPM-7 zul je af en toe gaan horen in de VS:
OpenBSD, the veganism of operating system, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
September 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OpenBSD, the veganism of operating system, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Oh acne patches, where were you during my teenage years..
September 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh acne patches, where were you during my teenage years..
O tempora, o mema.
September 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
O tempora, o mema.
Ah Italian, the language of love, music and extra marital affairs.
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ah Italian, the language of love, music and extra marital affairs.
I love human - alien friendships. I want o have alien friends. I probably already have. Or I am the alien friend.
September 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I love human - alien friendships. I want o have alien friends. I probably already have. Or I am the alien friend.
She: "You're too pretty to be straight!"
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She: "You're too pretty to be straight!"
I want to make a pr0n movie and have it dubbed in German. It could be a new genre.
September 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I want to make a pr0n movie and have it dubbed in German. It could be a new genre.
I'm flirting with neovim. It's quite kinky.
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm flirting with neovim. It's quite kinky.
"Hi, I ALSO play the cello naked" is a sentence that I have used several times, with success.
August 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"Hi, I ALSO play the cello naked" is a sentence that I have used several times, with success.
Ah, Oumuamua, my guilty pleasure.
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ah, Oumuamua, my guilty pleasure.
"You're hot! I really like your aspect ratio.."
July 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"You're hot! I really like your aspect ratio.."
WTF WeTransFer!
WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for.
Stop using WeTransfer.
Stop using WeTransfer.
July 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WTF WeTransFer!
Add some licorice to your love life to spice things up.
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Add some licorice to your love life to spice things up.
My haircut is a bit too hetero normative.
July 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My haircut is a bit too hetero normative.