I see Trump is still printing the internet

Imagine their surprise if they had found out they stole a Mastercard from a Mastercard employee.

When I worked at Mastercard, I had my card stolen / used in hawaii. I had prod access to txn data. even found a failed authorization at an ATM back in AZ after returning from their (presumably) free vacation. Even the bank didn't have that. Found their name, reported everything. Never heard back.

i really hope they find a way to do something funny with all that bullshit survivalist merchandise and bone broth

see you then!