Please mute this if you have the volume turned up. good gracious it's loud with ambient noise.

also I am hoping everyone gets that the last item (a Star Wars lightsaber-themed dagger) is mainly just a joke. It IS sharp as heck but that doesn't usually live in my drawers, it's supposed to be on display. Maybe one day I'll get my costume swords out of the garage...

The ruler is actually just a letter opener, too. although, it's so big and the "handle" is a decent size so I think it could do some damage if necessary. I have not needed to test that, thankfully. Luckily my paranoia is completely unfounded in that regard.

For context, I collect pointy things. I had a whole collection of pocket knives when I was younger, and when I got older I invested in bigger things. The knife pen was a self defense tool I'd carry in public when I used to live in a bad area, haha.