Dr Matt
@nahtism.bsky.social
Philosopher turned neuroscientist turned beer brewer.
Left is best.
Left is best.
Hi. My name is Matt, and I'm an addict. Every time I see a Blue MAGA lib bragging about how "Kamala isn't done", I can't stop myself from screaming about how they actively support fascism.
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hi. My name is Matt, and I'm an addict. Every time I see a Blue MAGA lib bragging about how "Kamala isn't done", I can't stop myself from screaming about how they actively support fascism.
Gen Z has fully embraced & brought back mustaches & mullets. That's fine, whatever.
The part I really hate to admit is that hipsters liked those things before they were cool.
The part I really hate to admit is that hipsters liked those things before they were cool.
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gen Z has fully embraced & brought back mustaches & mullets. That's fine, whatever.
The part I really hate to admit is that hipsters liked those things before they were cool.
The part I really hate to admit is that hipsters liked those things before they were cool.
Is Indiana University pulling a bunch of dangerous Zionist bullshit? Hell yeah they are.
Should anyone care what Mark Cuban has to say about literally anything? Fuck no.
Should anyone care what Mark Cuban has to say about literally anything? Fuck no.
Mark Cuban is unhappy with Indiana University's decision to stop printing student newspaper: 'Censorship isn’t the way'
One of Indiana University's most famous alumni and a huge Hoosiers fan chimes in on the plan to shutter the print version of the Indiana Daily Student.
www.indystar.com
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is Indiana University pulling a bunch of dangerous Zionist bullshit? Hell yeah they are.
Should anyone care what Mark Cuban has to say about literally anything? Fuck no.
Should anyone care what Mark Cuban has to say about literally anything? Fuck no.
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
It’s ‘easier to talk’ in Saudi Arabia than back home in America, jokes Dave Chappelle at Riyadh Comedy Festival | World News - The Times of India
Middle East News: Dave Chappelle discusses the contrast in free speech between America and Saudi Arabia during his performance at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. His remarks spark varied reactions from th...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
It's been a while since I tried to run around with my dogs until both of them were exhausted, & with the big Four-O only 2 weeks away, I've only got one thing to say.
a man in a suit and turtleneck is saying `` still got it '' while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and turtleneck is saying `` still got it '' while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's been a while since I tried to run around with my dogs until both of them were exhausted, & with the big Four-O only 2 weeks away, I've only got one thing to say.
The chaos of Bush stealing the 2000 election is what allowed 9/11 to happen. Every Republican currently on the Supreme Court was directly involved.
Never forget Republicans are responsible for 9/11.
Never forget Republicans are responsible for 9/11.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The chaos of Bush stealing the 2000 election is what allowed 9/11 to happen. Every Republican currently on the Supreme Court was directly involved.
Never forget Republicans are responsible for 9/11.
Never forget Republicans are responsible for 9/11.
If marriage supposedly makes 2 people 1, then a married couple 69ing should be called The Ouroboros.
Happy Labor Day
Happy Labor Day
September 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If marriage supposedly makes 2 people 1, then a married couple 69ing should be called The Ouroboros.
Happy Labor Day
Happy Labor Day
FYI Re Abrego Garcia:
Lots of hogs & internet trolls are saying he had a deportation order in 2019. The truth is literally the opposite. In 2019, the court said that he was legally allowed to stay. He has NEVER had a deportation order. He's never been convicted of any crime. It's all illegal.
Lots of hogs & internet trolls are saying he had a deportation order in 2019. The truth is literally the opposite. In 2019, the court said that he was legally allowed to stay. He has NEVER had a deportation order. He's never been convicted of any crime. It's all illegal.
August 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
FYI Re Abrego Garcia:
Lots of hogs & internet trolls are saying he had a deportation order in 2019. The truth is literally the opposite. In 2019, the court said that he was legally allowed to stay. He has NEVER had a deportation order. He's never been convicted of any crime. It's all illegal.
Lots of hogs & internet trolls are saying he had a deportation order in 2019. The truth is literally the opposite. In 2019, the court said that he was legally allowed to stay. He has NEVER had a deportation order. He's never been convicted of any crime. It's all illegal.
God damn it. I've always hated Trump. But I never thought I'd be forced to defend John fucking Bolton...
August 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
God damn it. I've always hated Trump. But I never thought I'd be forced to defend John fucking Bolton...
The fact that horrible, corrupt Gavin Newsom might be the fucking savior of democracy says everything about how far this country has fallen.
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The fact that horrible, corrupt Gavin Newsom might be the fucking savior of democracy says everything about how far this country has fallen.
Don't be sad that Focus on the Family's James Dobson plagued the earth for 89 years. Be happy he lived long enough to suffer.
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Don't be sad that Focus on the Family's James Dobson plagued the earth for 89 years. Be happy he lived long enough to suffer.
One day everyone will have always been against this.
Everyone's lost family members to MAGA, but this is the reason I try to stay civil with those that aren't super crazy. Eventually a lot of them are going to wake up and realize they don't want to be Nazis anymore, & they're going to need help.
Everyone's lost family members to MAGA, but this is the reason I try to stay civil with those that aren't super crazy. Eventually a lot of them are going to wake up and realize they don't want to be Nazis anymore, & they're going to need help.
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One day everyone will have always been against this.
Everyone's lost family members to MAGA, but this is the reason I try to stay civil with those that aren't super crazy. Eventually a lot of them are going to wake up and realize they don't want to be Nazis anymore, & they're going to need help.
Everyone's lost family members to MAGA, but this is the reason I try to stay civil with those that aren't super crazy. Eventually a lot of them are going to wake up and realize they don't want to be Nazis anymore, & they're going to need help.
My favorite thing to tell people who are either genocidal (pro-Israel) or fascist (pro-Trump) is that in 10 years they will ALL pretend like they were against it the whole time, just like the Nazis did afterward. They laugh now, but hopefully they'll remember my face calling them a POS forever.
August 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My favorite thing to tell people who are either genocidal (pro-Israel) or fascist (pro-Trump) is that in 10 years they will ALL pretend like they were against it the whole time, just like the Nazis did afterward. They laugh now, but hopefully they'll remember my face calling them a POS forever.
I told Andrew Cuomo that the entire country hates him, he's a disgusting predator, & he should go die in obscurity. Twitter banned me for a week.
My only regret? They had me delete the tweet before telling me I was banned either way.
My only regret? They had me delete the tweet before telling me I was banned either way.
August 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I told Andrew Cuomo that the entire country hates him, he's a disgusting predator, & he should go die in obscurity. Twitter banned me for a week.
My only regret? They had me delete the tweet before telling me I was banned either way.
My only regret? They had me delete the tweet before telling me I was banned either way.
The hero we need
See a Nazi, punch a Nazi.
See a Nazi, punch a Nazi.
August 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The hero we need
See a Nazi, punch a Nazi.
See a Nazi, punch a Nazi.
The man who "created" Fritos actually bought the recipe from a Mexican woman for only $100, which is a travesty. But a few years later his company created Doritos, so I think we can all agree he more than made up for his wrongdoing.
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The man who "created" Fritos actually bought the recipe from a Mexican woman for only $100, which is a travesty. But a few years later his company created Doritos, so I think we can all agree he more than made up for his wrongdoing.
Serious question: Is the new Superman movie ACTUALLY good?
I personally find the whole Superman franchise incredibly boring. I'm happy to see this one if it's different, but otherwise I'll just be happy it's making MAGA angry.
I personally find the whole Superman franchise incredibly boring. I'm happy to see this one if it's different, but otherwise I'll just be happy it's making MAGA angry.
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Serious question: Is the new Superman movie ACTUALLY good?
I personally find the whole Superman franchise incredibly boring. I'm happy to see this one if it's different, but otherwise I'll just be happy it's making MAGA angry.
I personally find the whole Superman franchise incredibly boring. I'm happy to see this one if it's different, but otherwise I'll just be happy it's making MAGA angry.
I just pulled a pan out of the oven and proceeded to take OFF my oven mitt to grab the metal thermometer with my bare hand.
On an unrelated note, I train people to operate extremely delicate, multi-million dollar equipment for a living.
On an unrelated note, I train people to operate extremely delicate, multi-million dollar equipment for a living.
July 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just pulled a pan out of the oven and proceeded to take OFF my oven mitt to grab the metal thermometer with my bare hand.
On an unrelated note, I train people to operate extremely delicate, multi-million dollar equipment for a living.
On an unrelated note, I train people to operate extremely delicate, multi-million dollar equipment for a living.
The Uber Mensch, if you will
July 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Uber Mensch, if you will
"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity."
June 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"Paint me like one of your country girls"
May 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Paint me like one of your country girls"
Dear Bluesky,
I am sure many people care deeply about the death of George Whatever. I am not one of them. Please adjust your algorithm accordingly.
Thank you
I am sure many people care deeply about the death of George Whatever. I am not one of them. Please adjust your algorithm accordingly.
Thank you
May 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Dear Bluesky,
I am sure many people care deeply about the death of George Whatever. I am not one of them. Please adjust your algorithm accordingly.
Thank you
I am sure many people care deeply about the death of George Whatever. I am not one of them. Please adjust your algorithm accordingly.
Thank you
All these people feeling bad for Biden are driving me crazy. He's a fucking war criminal. He's personally responsible for COUNTLESS Palestinian murders and for giving us Trump again. *Literally* every bill he ever touched was worse because he was involved. History will remember him as a monster.
May 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
All these people feeling bad for Biden are driving me crazy. He's a fucking war criminal. He's personally responsible for COUNTLESS Palestinian murders and for giving us Trump again. *Literally* every bill he ever touched was worse because he was involved. History will remember him as a monster.
Everyone agrees the world would be a much better place if someone had 86'd Hitler early on. That's all I'm saying.
May 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone agrees the world would be a much better place if someone had 86'd Hitler early on. That's all I'm saying.