John Jacob Jingle Himer Schmitt
@nagolny.bsky.social
This is so much better than the hellscape President Musk bought. 90% chance I’m either in bed or in the bathroom. Let’s be happy together!
They don’t give a crap about fetuses they give a crap about controlling woman…
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
They don’t give a crap about fetuses they give a crap about controlling woman…
I tried and it was awful. I was level 2 crammed into a lobby against level 50’s. We lost only getting a couple kills total. Good grief. It’s the same exact garbage year after year. There is literally no innovation, no creativity and no variety. It’s been a cash grab for literally a decade.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I tried and it was awful. I was level 2 crammed into a lobby against level 50’s. We lost only getting a couple kills total. Good grief. It’s the same exact garbage year after year. There is literally no innovation, no creativity and no variety. It’s been a cash grab for literally a decade.
Was taken down 12 hours later
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Was taken down 12 hours later
It is! Sadly was taken down 12 hours later. They obtained a permit and everything!
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It is! Sadly was taken down 12 hours later. They obtained a permit and everything!
Speaking as a person who had a child with pediatric cancer I agree with this statement…
September 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Speaking as a person who had a child with pediatric cancer I agree with this statement…
I stared homeschooling last year
August 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I stared homeschooling last year
Because it’s all a hoax! Tangerine Mussolini said so remember? Just don’t count and the numbers will go down!
August 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Because it’s all a hoax! Tangerine Mussolini said so remember? Just don’t count and the numbers will go down!
Now do alcohol and guns
August 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Now do alcohol and guns
3,2,1,4 in that order. Your welcome
July 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
3,2,1,4 in that order. Your welcome
Disgruntled former exec dislikes Microsoft, got it…I would trust a former epic exec about as far as I could throw them and I’ve had three back surgeries. More click bate and a person who’s longing for relevance…I hate the current state of gaming news
June 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Disgruntled former exec dislikes Microsoft, got it…I would trust a former epic exec about as far as I could throw them and I’ve had three back surgeries. More click bate and a person who’s longing for relevance…I hate the current state of gaming news
This dude is satire. I almost believe we’re living in a simulation because the only thing that makes sense is POTUS is a sugared up prepubescent tween on a computer sucking down their version of Mountain Dew and Doritos at 3am trying to destroy the world before his mom catches him not sleeping.
June 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This dude is satire. I almost believe we’re living in a simulation because the only thing that makes sense is POTUS is a sugared up prepubescent tween on a computer sucking down their version of Mountain Dew and Doritos at 3am trying to destroy the world before his mom catches him not sleeping.
Was thinking the same thing my dude
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Was thinking the same thing my dude
8 he will be injured by game 2
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
8 he will be injured by game 2
A man of culture
June 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A man of culture
Pump and dump….
April 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Pump and dump….
Well his techs at Twitter are doing great though…What a dumpster fire
March 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well his techs at Twitter are doing great though…What a dumpster fire
Great so my mother gets the shaft. Owning those libs though huh? Wonder who they will vote for🤨?
March 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Great so my mother gets the shaft. Owning those libs though huh? Wonder who they will vote for🤨?
I could have told you that! I would only charge 20 bucks and a six pack of beer….
March 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I could have told you that! I would only charge 20 bucks and a six pack of beer….
Up front hurt till a democrat come through and fix’s things again. See: Clinton, Obama and Biden…
March 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Up front hurt till a democrat come through and fix’s things again. See: Clinton, Obama and Biden…
Ahhh all the oligarchs working together as one. I hate this timeline sooooooooo much
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ahhh all the oligarchs working together as one. I hate this timeline sooooooooo much
My son 100% plays fortnight because of his friends. I’ve never seen him play solo…
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My son 100% plays fortnight because of his friends. I’ve never seen him play solo…
Quit in may 2023. Did it for a variety of reason but I have no regret.
March 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Quit in may 2023. Did it for a variety of reason but I have no regret.
Hahaha, I’m all for it if there is a 24 hour reality TV show where we can watch the place crash and burn…
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hahaha, I’m all for it if there is a 24 hour reality TV show where we can watch the place crash and burn…
Love the part where shortly after I bought the game you guys ditched support for Xbox and I got stuck with a lump of lard. Good times…
March 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Love the part where shortly after I bought the game you guys ditched support for Xbox and I got stuck with a lump of lard. Good times…
What a f’ing joke. There is no way we survive this moron…
March 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What a f’ing joke. There is no way we survive this moron…