Jack shitarelli
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Jack shitarelli
@nageef.bsky.social
God help us
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Shakira invented that shit yall
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social dolphins not taking the FG before half killed whatever momentum they had
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social I am legit worried about Tua. What if his eye is from like some sort of cranial hemorrhaging or something
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That Amazon commercial is much crazier if you consider the possibility that the guy on the treadmill is watching grizzly man. Treadmill. Treadwell. I see what they’re going for
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The two days in between Monday night and Thursday night football are the longest days of my life. Every time.
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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TOLKIEN: So then Turin, upon realizing he fucked his sister, killed himself. His father, broken by the tortures of Satan and mad with grief… Stop sobbing, boy.

CHRISTOPHER: Daddy, I’m six.

TOLKIEN: Oh fine, you little shit. Once upon a time there was a hairy little midget that lived in a hole...
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
His last words were a joke- and he nailed it!
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Rules? Restrictions? Shackles of the mind!
August 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I had a SALAD for LUNCH. Does that sound like someone who can’t control themself?
August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I used to use ellipses and m dashes a lot while texting now I just send each thought as a different text and honestly I think using ellipses and m dashes was less difficult for all parties involved so I might go back to that
August 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I can’t play this updated fallout. I legit relied on the glitches to help me survive. No hope for me now but aiming is slightly easier at 60fps
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My wife is hella cool
August 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From the rain come the tears,

From the rain comes the rainbow,

The light inside the darkness
August 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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no thoughts only horizon dreamer by daichi miura
a person is riding a motorcycle down a road with mountains in the background and the number 1 on the right
ALT: a person is riding a motorcycle down a road with mountains in the background and the number 1 on the right
media.tenor.com
July 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I FUCKING HATE TICKETMASTERRRR
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Our interview with BCW (former 😭😭) Women’s Champion Dani Mo before her title defense against Sammi Chaos at BCW’s HOT SUNMER NIGHTS

We had three quick questions for her, make sure to go follow Dani and BCW! Get tickets for SEASON OF THE WITCH now: tr.ee/ZicLiAWxka
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is it stolen valor to park in the veterans only spots in front of Lowe’s as a non vet
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Mike White: “next season is… uh… [checks the next family trip he has booked]… Vail?”
July 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Found this @jasonkoebler.bsky.social story about why AI isn’t a viable business model for journalism to be extremely well done and oddly hopeful

www.404media.co/the-medias-p...
July 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Fuck decorum
June 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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We start the show off with a correction, and end w/ vintage WCW cards. Also we talk about the continuing storyline of the Smackdown Tag division versus the Wyatt Sicks. Listen now:

🟢: open.spotify.com/episode/6SY0...
🟣: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🔴: youtu.be/dbXLtp78Jc4
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ppl suck
June 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reddit sucks
June 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM