Nader
@naderkhorassani.bsky.social
Entertainment Lawyer, Professor, East Coast Native
📍Los Angeles
📍Los Angeles
Went on a date and didn’t talk about Housewives, astrology, or my cat
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Went on a date and didn’t talk about Housewives, astrology, or my cat
Get me off this plane immediately
December 18, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Get me off this plane immediately
My sinuses to the air in Los Angeles
December 13, 2024 at 7:58 PM
My sinuses to the air in Los Angeles
My aesthetic henceforth
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 PM
My aesthetic henceforth
Tw*tter low key went off today ngl
December 10, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Tw*tter low key went off today ngl
I got home from my lil holiday stroll and he wanted to cuddle I love this cat so much
December 9, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I got home from my lil holiday stroll and he wanted to cuddle I love this cat so much
I can’t tell if I need a large Diet Coke, 7 mozzarella sticks, a bath, or all three simultaneously
December 8, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I can’t tell if I need a large Diet Coke, 7 mozzarella sticks, a bath, or all three simultaneously
My annual Christmas party was a huge success tbh
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
My annual Christmas party was a huge success tbh
What witch placed a curse upon all Trader Joe’s parking lots causing everyone to forget how to drive immediately upon entering
December 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
What witch placed a curse upon all Trader Joe’s parking lots causing everyone to forget how to drive immediately upon entering
Public performances of the recording of Sean Kingston‘s rendition of Little Drummer Boy need to be criminalized
December 5, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Public performances of the recording of Sean Kingston‘s rendition of Little Drummer Boy need to be criminalized
I just renewed my Costco membership and the cashier said they owe me money and handed me $15 cash
December 1, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I just renewed my Costco membership and the cashier said they owe me money and handed me $15 cash
Jonathan Bailey saved a cat in Wicked
November 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Jonathan Bailey saved a cat in Wicked
I love Thanksgiving week
November 29, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I love Thanksgiving week
Literally me all the time
losing my voice so I currently sound hoarse but in a sexy way fyi. btw
November 29, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Literally me all the time
Hitting Show feels like opening a pack of Pokémon cards
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Hitting Show feels like opening a pack of Pokémon cards
Silent yoga low key goes off
November 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Silent yoga low key goes off