The Nachjager
@nachjager.bsky.social
100% MAGA-free. Just a simple guy trying to make it's way across life. Support Ukraine fight against z invaders. Deport Elon!!!
Trump is a bag of hot air with the IQ of a clam.
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Trump is a bag of hot air with the IQ of a clam.
ICE agents must be thrilled about the extra water pressure—finally, a chance to wash away all that pesky blood from their hands.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ICE agents must be thrilled about the extra water pressure—finally, a chance to wash away all that pesky blood from their hands.
..but it wont dare to bomb you, oh Dark Lod Putin.
January 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
..but it wont dare to bomb you, oh Dark Lod Putin.
Indeed. Invading Greenland is more pressing issue right now...
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Indeed. Invading Greenland is more pressing issue right now...
Wait for the attack on Greenland in a few hours rom now, this will drive the news attention elsewhere.
I no longer recognize the country I am citizen of.
I no longer recognize the country I am citizen of.
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Wait for the attack on Greenland in a few hours rom now, this will drive the news attention elsewhere.
I no longer recognize the country I am citizen of.
I no longer recognize the country I am citizen of.
It should, but it will NOT. Why? Because this is the new normal, a harsh reality that even the news media dare not question, groveling at the feet of their masters, licking boots and worse.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
It should, but it will NOT. Why? Because this is the new normal, a harsh reality that even the news media dare not question, groveling at the feet of their masters, licking boots and worse.
"Half eaten burriro"....
Sarge, you own me a new smartphone screen protector and the bill for the clean up of my white Star Wars tee-shirt. 😂
Sarge, you own me a new smartphone screen protector and the bill for the clean up of my white Star Wars tee-shirt. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
"Half eaten burriro"....
Sarge, you own me a new smartphone screen protector and the bill for the clean up of my white Star Wars tee-shirt. 😂
Sarge, you own me a new smartphone screen protector and the bill for the clean up of my white Star Wars tee-shirt. 😂
How do I get a job in the design office? Years of guaranteed work without actually being liable for anything.
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How do I get a job in the design office? Years of guaranteed work without actually being liable for anything.
So, what they basically did was pat the idiot on the head, give him a lollipop, and don't let him know it won't happen.
December 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So, what they basically did was pat the idiot on the head, give him a lollipop, and don't let him know it won't happen.
Marco Rubi is a 100% pendejo.
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Marco Rubi is a 100% pendejo.
None of this will matter because, right before the Midterms, the Orange Mandingo will roll in like Santa on steroids, dropping $1,500 ‘Victory Checks’ in everyone’s stockings and whispering, ‘Vote Red.’ And guess what? People will sprint to those polls like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. Just watch.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
None of this will matter because, right before the Midterms, the Orange Mandingo will roll in like Santa on steroids, dropping $1,500 ‘Victory Checks’ in everyone’s stockings and whispering, ‘Vote Red.’ And guess what? People will sprint to those polls like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. Just watch.
Nothing is free here in the US of A.
December 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nothing is free here in the US of A.
Well , taking into account how successful the Yamato was during WW2..........
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Well , taking into account how successful the Yamato was during WW2..........
Like Trump steaks, Trump phones, Trump bibles, Trump sneakers, Trump charities, Trump casinos, etc. Expect Trump quality. Don't expect actual ships.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Like Trump steaks, Trump phones, Trump bibles, Trump sneakers, Trump charities, Trump casinos, etc. Expect Trump quality. Don't expect actual ships.
Will climb to +99 when the Orange Julius start sending Tariff checks....😆
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Will climb to +99 when the Orange Julius start sending Tariff checks....😆
Wow, so glad our government is engaged with serious work. Glad they could pause their reign of terror on major cities long enough to change a font.
(And Arial would be a better choice, TBH).
(And Arial would be a better choice, TBH).
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Wow, so glad our government is engaged with serious work. Glad they could pause their reign of terror on major cities long enough to change a font.
(And Arial would be a better choice, TBH).
(And Arial would be a better choice, TBH).
But wait!!? No cup for the greatest goalkeeper of all time, George Santos???
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
But wait!!? No cup for the greatest goalkeeper of all time, George Santos???
Trump will surely send a commando team to snatch it Skorzeny-type from detention.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump will surely send a commando team to snatch it Skorzeny-type from detention.