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"Oh, good morning." She managed through another yawn, putting on her best impression of someone who hadn't already calculated the entire profit margin for this conversation.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Of course, she didn't have to seek him out. True to form, he was planted at the Tendo Dojo's gate at 9 AM on the dot, a monument to predictable persistence.

Yawning, Nabiki shuffled into her slippers and walked outside to meet her mark.

She guided him through the gate and into the backyard.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ranma snorted, doubling over with laughter.

R: "N-Nooo-ho-ho-hooo!!!" She howled, her face turning crimson.

It was the definitive answer Nabiki was hoping for.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Nabiki smirked, plucking the pictures from Ranma's grasp.

"Ridiculous, right? So, I take it you don't want these plastered all over your wall?" She leaned in, already knowing the answer.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
R: "T'fuck are these?" She couldn't help but let out a condescending giggle.

R: "Issat' Kuno?" She flicked a tear from her eye from the intense laughing.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
R: "Lemme see..." Ranma pulled two pictures from Nabiki's hand, and... she was shocked.

She was absolutely losing her shit at this point.

Seeing these ridiculous situations where Kuno had placed himself was a bad attempt at gaining her heart.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ranma looked confused but intrigued, slowly sitting up.

Mousse remained on Ranma's bed, his face covered in the gray putty.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
R: "'sup, Nabiki."

Nabiki sauntered closer, a businesslike smile on her face.

"Ranma-baby. Care to take a look at these?"

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There she was.

Kuno's Pigtailed Goddess, in the middle of giving her boyfriend, Mousse, some facial skincare.

The long haired boy was lying on Ranma's bed, on his back, eyes closed, as Ranma applied a gooey gray mask on his face.

Hearing the door, Ranma's head snapped up.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Ranma-baby, I'm coming in!" She turned the knob and pushed the door open.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Nabiki stuffed the pictures into her bag and slung it over her shoulder.

"If you insist... I'll see what I can do."

She headed back inside the dojo and went straight upstairs to Ranma's room. She knocked once and called out.

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October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Let me get this straight, Kuno-baby." She said. "You think the object of your affection will be..."

She tapped a fingernail on the Kuno-P-Chan hybrid.

"...flattered by this?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The other stopped her cold.

Kuno's face photoshopped onto the tiny body of P-Chan.

Nabiki raised a single eyebrow, as she rose, holding the ridiculous image out for his inspection.

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October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"What—" Is what Nabiki could manage, as a cascade of photos erupted from Kuno's sleeves, fluttering down to blanket the grass.

Driven by morbid curiosity, she snatched two from the pile.

One was a crude mashup of Kuno's head on a wrestler's body.

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October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Let me guess." She said, a predatory smirk gracing her lips. "You're here for more pictures of Ranma-baby, correct?"

Her fingers brushed against the camera in her pocket, a banker touching her gold.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Honestly, the theatrics, she thought.

She plucked the ruined flower from his mouth and flicked it away.

She then pulled out a handkerchief, and offered it to the dazed boy.

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October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Uhhh... Kuno-baby?" Nabiki asked, her voice dripping with exasperation.

He was at it again.

Holding a rose in his mouth, but this time, chewing on it with dramatic intensity, leaving his lips a bloody mess.

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October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A Nigerian prince asked her for her credit card details.
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Slipping into her slippers, she sauntered over to the gate, a sly smile already playing on her lips.

"Oh, Kuno-baby~ What can I do for you?" She chirped, folding her arms.
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A deep voice shattered the quiet of the Tendo Dojo's porch, pulling Nabiki from her manga.

She glanced up to see Kuno stationed at the gate, his shinai a familiar silhouette on his back.

She nibbled the dangling pocky stick down to nothing, closed her manga, and set it aside.

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October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
October 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM