Nate Metcalf
@n8metcalf.bsky.social
Actor, playwright, trivia nerd, board game designer, back alley Green Lantern
So the White House just said they can't release the Epstein Files (that they already have in their possession) because a judge won't unseal the Grand Jury testimony. Okay, so why dont they just ignore the judges, you know, like they do when they're deporting U.S. citizens?
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So the White House just said they can't release the Epstein Files (that they already have in their possession) because a judge won't unseal the Grand Jury testimony. Okay, so why dont they just ignore the judges, you know, like they do when they're deporting U.S. citizens?
My favorite fact I have never been able to craft into a satisfying question for @triviamafia.com :
Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year (1929)
Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year (1929)
May 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My favorite fact I have never been able to craft into a satisfying question for @triviamafia.com :
Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year (1929)
Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr, and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year (1929)
You'd think sending an innocent man to die in an El Salvadoran torture prison without due process, and then defying a 9-0 SUPREME COURT DECISION by not even trying to bring him back, would be as impeachable an offense as having a son with a laptop. Or something.
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You'd think sending an innocent man to die in an El Salvadoran torture prison without due process, and then defying a 9-0 SUPREME COURT DECISION by not even trying to bring him back, would be as impeachable an offense as having a son with a laptop. Or something.
When it comes to hiring new air traffic controllers, Trump only wants to hire the "Best and the Whitest"
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When it comes to hiring new air traffic controllers, Trump only wants to hire the "Best and the Whitest"
Remember when Biden's monthly job reports came out and Fox would lose its collective shit when the job INCREASES weren't as increase-y and they wanted? I can't wait to hear how they justify all these DOGE job losses / cuts when Trump's first report comes out
February 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Remember when Biden's monthly job reports came out and Fox would lose its collective shit when the job INCREASES weren't as increase-y and they wanted? I can't wait to hear how they justify all these DOGE job losses / cuts when Trump's first report comes out
Zelenskyy can't possibly be a dictator. If he were, Trump would be on his side.
February 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Zelenskyy can't possibly be a dictator. If he were, Trump would be on his side.
Don't boycott Target. They are NOT eliminating DEI initiatives (as reported by the rumor mill). Certain red states are making DEI illegal, and since Target operates in those states, they are simply renaming their current initiatives, while keeping the policies in place.
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Don't boycott Target. They are NOT eliminating DEI initiatives (as reported by the rumor mill). Certain red states are making DEI illegal, and since Target operates in those states, they are simply renaming their current initiatives, while keeping the policies in place.
Why do all of these random people call me up and ask to buy my house, but when I tell them I want a million dollars for it, I'm somehow the asshole?
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do all of these random people call me up and ask to buy my house, but when I tell them I want a million dollars for it, I'm somehow the asshole?
Whatever happened to the Emoluments Clause? Why do we not care about that anymore? And why have we never invoked that on this asshole, like, ever?
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Whatever happened to the Emoluments Clause? Why do we not care about that anymore? And why have we never invoked that on this asshole, like, ever?
HuffPo casually threw out something that said Trump on January 19th implied that Elin rigged the election for him.
Anybody have the facts of what he actually said before I fly off into tin foil hat territory?
Anybody have the facts of what he actually said before I fly off into tin foil hat territory?
January 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
HuffPo casually threw out something that said Trump on January 19th implied that Elin rigged the election for him.
Anybody have the facts of what he actually said before I fly off into tin foil hat territory?
Anybody have the facts of what he actually said before I fly off into tin foil hat territory?
Why is it always "Assume the position"?
Can't someone just tell me what the position is?
Can't someone just tell me what the position is?
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Why is it always "Assume the position"?
Can't someone just tell me what the position is?
Can't someone just tell me what the position is?
Media is losing its shit over Trump saying states should run their own disaster relief. What does he mean by it?" "Itxs about states' rights"
Bullshit.
He just wants to avoid responsibilities. It's the same thing he said during Covid. Let the states take care of it because he just doesn't want to
Bullshit.
He just wants to avoid responsibilities. It's the same thing he said during Covid. Let the states take care of it because he just doesn't want to
January 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Media is losing its shit over Trump saying states should run their own disaster relief. What does he mean by it?" "Itxs about states' rights"
Bullshit.
He just wants to avoid responsibilities. It's the same thing he said during Covid. Let the states take care of it because he just doesn't want to
Bullshit.
He just wants to avoid responsibilities. It's the same thing he said during Covid. Let the states take care of it because he just doesn't want to
In case you were wondering how money-grubbing corporations are getting, Verizon wanted to charge me $29.99 to INSTALL the screen protector on my phone.
Because fuck Verizon is why.
#fuckverizon
Because fuck Verizon is why.
#fuckverizon
January 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
In case you were wondering how money-grubbing corporations are getting, Verizon wanted to charge me $29.99 to INSTALL the screen protector on my phone.
Because fuck Verizon is why.
#fuckverizon
Because fuck Verizon is why.
#fuckverizon
I'm just a man trying to make it in a world without Bob Uecker.
January 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'm just a man trying to make it in a world without Bob Uecker.
Note to self: never go to a vasectomy clinic that offers to let you play in their Ball Pit.
January 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Note to self: never go to a vasectomy clinic that offers to let you play in their Ball Pit.
The detectives in the game Clue must have the worst CSI department ever:
"How did he die?"
"Hard to say. Either he was shot, strangled, stabbed, or hit with a lead pipe."
"Did you examine the body?"
"Nah. Just looking around the house. If we find a revolver, we'll know it's NOT the murder weapon."
"How did he die?"
"Hard to say. Either he was shot, strangled, stabbed, or hit with a lead pipe."
"Did you examine the body?"
"Nah. Just looking around the house. If we find a revolver, we'll know it's NOT the murder weapon."
January 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The detectives in the game Clue must have the worst CSI department ever:
"How did he die?"
"Hard to say. Either he was shot, strangled, stabbed, or hit with a lead pipe."
"Did you examine the body?"
"Nah. Just looking around the house. If we find a revolver, we'll know it's NOT the murder weapon."
"How did he die?"
"Hard to say. Either he was shot, strangled, stabbed, or hit with a lead pipe."
"Did you examine the body?"
"Nah. Just looking around the house. If we find a revolver, we'll know it's NOT the murder weapon."
Yesterday I ran into a millennial who didn't know what C batteries were.
Some of you have never played cut-rate, bargain basement, not at all officially-licensed versions of Pac-Man and it shows
Some of you have never played cut-rate, bargain basement, not at all officially-licensed versions of Pac-Man and it shows
January 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Yesterday I ran into a millennial who didn't know what C batteries were.
Some of you have never played cut-rate, bargain basement, not at all officially-licensed versions of Pac-Man and it shows
Some of you have never played cut-rate, bargain basement, not at all officially-licensed versions of Pac-Man and it shows
Sesame Street used to have a deaf character (Linda) who could understand muppets by reading their lips.
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
January 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sesame Street used to have a deaf character (Linda) who could understand muppets by reading their lips.
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
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December 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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For all of the dog lovers out there, say hi to my dog Norman and Norman's dog, Eleanor Roosevelt
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
For all of the dog lovers out there, say hi to my dog Norman and Norman's dog, Eleanor Roosevelt
The best thing about the second Trump administration so far is that Rush Limbaugh is too dead to be part of the cabinet.
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
The best thing about the second Trump administration so far is that Rush Limbaugh is too dead to be part of the cabinet.
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
O-ho! Mistletoe, hung where I can see.
(Kisses you) "That was for Burl Ives."
"Dude, WTF?"
(Kisses you) "That was for Burl Ives."
"Dude, WTF?"
December 6, 2024 at 7:55 PM
O-ho! Mistletoe, hung where I can see.
(Kisses you) "That was for Burl Ives."
"Dude, WTF?"
(Kisses you) "That was for Burl Ives."
"Dude, WTF?"
The pile of clothes, Jim Jordan, just said, "Donald Trump has never been about retribution."
I just spat Mountain Dew all over my windshield.
Unless he was just saying that because it was a 4-syllable word, Trump doesn't know what it means
I just spat Mountain Dew all over my windshield.
Unless he was just saying that because it was a 4-syllable word, Trump doesn't know what it means
December 6, 2024 at 11:52 AM
The pile of clothes, Jim Jordan, just said, "Donald Trump has never been about retribution."
I just spat Mountain Dew all over my windshield.
Unless he was just saying that because it was a 4-syllable word, Trump doesn't know what it means
I just spat Mountain Dew all over my windshield.
Unless he was just saying that because it was a 4-syllable word, Trump doesn't know what it means