Nate B
n8.lol
Nate B
@n8.lol
I don’t like social media and I don’t know why I’m here.

I like cats, cars, computers, and (some) sports.
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Nate B @n8.lol · Jul 8
Every meme calls the song “Snoopy” but the track is actually called “Linus and Lucy”

Just wanted to let you all know.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why are the ships in Star Wars called the “A” wing, “X” wing, “Y” wing when that’s not what those letters look like in Galactic Basic?
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone.
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Post season, extra innings baseball is one of the last truly wonderful joys left in this cruel world.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
A lot of people yearn for the time when country music wasn’t so political, and I don’t understand because there is absolutely more of that now than ever before.
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Pelosi primary challenger @saikatforcongress raises NSPM-7 on CNN just now:

"NSPM-7, which says any anti-American or anti-capitalist or anti-Christian speech is extremist speech. We have a task force of 4,000 agents...being put on prosecuting those people who are saying anti-capitalist things"
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If Luigi had gone to Wingstop, they’d have hid him in the back until the heat blew over.
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I can’t boycott Disney because I already don’t give them any money. I guess if you want I can teach you how to torrent or usenet stuff, that’s kinda the same thing, right?
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
There will never be enough rap over go-go beats
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Real talk- if we ever need an ambassador to meet some aliens, there’s only one man I trust.

MrChiCity3
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Ever since Sinners came out I’ve been working on a joke combining musical vampires and Bob Seger and his Silver Bullet Band, but I haven’t made much progress.
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Labor omnia vincit
August 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If Dolores O’Riordan was the vampire in Sinners, I would have just gone willingly
August 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I miss when we were interested in Human Intelligence
August 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I’ve been to DC maybe 1,000 times. I’ve been to Nats, Skins, Wizards, Caps games. I ran a store in Columbia Heights. I’ve been thrown out of bars and clubs. I used to buy hard drugs in SE a couple times a week.

The only time I’ve ever felt any kind of unsafe in DC was January 6th.
August 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Every week I come into work and it’s like “We’re moving to Zongo for opportunity tracking and it ties into Trippo to track engagement so make sure you put your time into Fwoppo and remember to cross reference it in Smingo so it’ll show up in Teams.”
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
In 1978 Brian May and the band Queen posited that “Fat Bottom Girls make the rockin’ world go ‘round.”

In this TED talk I will examine the correlation between the rise in Ozempic usage and the decline of rock music worldwide.
July 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If you believe in a higher power, you better believe he or she sees you not wiping down the machine you just used at the gym. Do better. Put the weights back too.
July 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Our free agency is like the Bataan Death March.”
- MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred
June 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Calvin & Hobbes is widely regarded as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and I feel like we STILL underrate it.
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Alex Cora saluted the great Sarah Langs while discussing the meaning of MLB's 5th annual Lou Gehrig Day, which raises awareness and research funds to combat ALS.
June 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Induct Shoeless Joe Jackson into the HoF. Keep Pete Rose out.
May 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM