ISNT HE?? I literally don’t deserve him omgggg

And I TOTALLY didn’t buy the holiday DLC. Nuh-uh

Hey! You blocked a mutual account but I’m here to let you know Blake Lively will never know you exist so stop dick riding her so hard. Hope you heal!!!

i kiss it better (6 days later)

(I was also half asleep and couldn’t be bothered tbh)

I guarantee we’re thinking of the same person or at least are a part of the same circle x.x

im framing that bc so tru!!

Yes!!!! Pls even tho I’m v bad I’m sorry in advanced