I think literal actual Gronk has less CTE than Grok.

Oh wait, you mean to tell me this isn't the onion and Goodell is serious?

Yeah, they need to ask their Elmer's Glue dealer what they are cutting their paste with these days. It must be some stuff they're huffing.

And maybe the season opener

Also, if they're so a-scared of him dropping access at the drop of a hat, can what they have *really* be called "access" in the first place?

"chitter chitter, I mean uh... not a squirrel!"

"Both sides need to lower the temperate" - The NYT (probably)

"...the revelation that Bidens them all is what happened at the famous chain restaurant favored by the President, known as 'McJoes' with the Ronald McJoe mascot..."

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah, we get it Miss Lincoln, but you can't deny that our actors choreography was top notch tonight"

...and 2024... if 2016 was an ACL tear. 2024 was two torn achilles, and two torn patellars.

...I think something happened in 2024. President "Vote Counting Computers" over here said "we don't need the votes?" ...Like did Kamala *actually* lose?

"Look, my doctor, really smart guy, good jeans, nicely dressed, looked at my brain MRI and said 'Wow sir! It got even bigger! We need to address this now!' that's how smart I am, believe me folks"

"Barack Obama, the real estate mogul who resides in Obama Tower knew Jeffery Epstein. Our investigators discovered a meeting with the two individuals which took place near a Ronald McBarack statue in Mr. Obama's favorite restaurant on the day of ..." - The totally not edited files (probably)

"...not many people know that my friend, Jeffrey Epstein knows how to play the Obamapet, an annoying instrument, but he plays it the most bigly..."

"Barack Obama, the real estate mogul who resides in Obama Tower knew Jeffery Epstein. Our investigators discovered a meeting with the two individuals which took place near a Ronald McBarack statue in Mr. Obama's favorite restaurant on the day of ..." - The totally not edited files (probably)