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n1rve
@n1rve.bsky.social
· Jan 15
If I die, I hope someone finds my rc 505 and listens to all my loops I’ve saved on there.
I’ve got about 80 saved going back to the pandemic, and I know for sure there some bangers that someone could use.
I’ve got about 80 saved going back to the pandemic, and I know for sure there some bangers that someone could use.
My next song is named “I’m Hymn”
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My next song is named “I’m Hymn”
I just called my fart a bacterial symphony, and that couldn’t more accurate.
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just called my fart a bacterial symphony, and that couldn’t more accurate.
Social mediatrics comedian
June 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Social mediatrics comedian
How many times have I said “I botched that one” when scrolling through insta.
June 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
How many times have I said “I botched that one” when scrolling through insta.
Is 8:40 twice as cool as 4:20?
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is 8:40 twice as cool as 4:20?
Tryin to go to Amsterdam this year. Those airline tickets are wild.
February 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tryin to go to Amsterdam this year. Those airline tickets are wild.
I’m the antithesis of people who constantly are on the go. Ferris Buller man. Ferris Bueller.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m the antithesis of people who constantly are on the go. Ferris Buller man. Ferris Bueller.
No fucking shit Einstein
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
No fucking shit Einstein
I can’t fuckin WAIT to crawl into my new amazing feeling bedsheets tonight.
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I can’t fuckin WAIT to crawl into my new amazing feeling bedsheets tonight.
If I have to hear Tony Hinchcliff say “Oh…My.God….” One more time, I’m gna bust like the koolaid man
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If I have to hear Tony Hinchcliff say “Oh…My.God….” One more time, I’m gna bust like the koolaid man
Just tried to get cinematic with my cat and he moved
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Just tried to get cinematic with my cat and he moved
These sheets are 65% modal, so yeah…. You could say I splurged.
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These sheets are 65% modal, so yeah…. You could say I splurged.
I went into home goods to buy pillows, and picked up 3 knives, olive oil, a garlic press, a cheese box grater, 4 piece bedding set and a candle as well.
Fuckers got me again
Fuckers got me again
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I went into home goods to buy pillows, and picked up 3 knives, olive oil, a garlic press, a cheese box grater, 4 piece bedding set and a candle as well.
Fuckers got me again
Fuckers got me again
Disclosure will happen through social media
January 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Disclosure will happen through social media
Real conversations with my 70 year old father hit
January 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Real conversations with my 70 year old father hit
Defrosting chicken is wack
January 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Defrosting chicken is wack
Start this tradition just as I have. It’s worth it.
Hear a song, Shazam it, and add it to the yearly playlist. You won’t regert it.
Hear a song, Shazam it, and add it to the yearly playlist. You won’t regert it.
January 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Start this tradition just as I have. It’s worth it.
Hear a song, Shazam it, and add it to the yearly playlist. You won’t regert it.
Hear a song, Shazam it, and add it to the yearly playlist. You won’t regert it.
If horror movies are your favorite genre, get help.
January 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If horror movies are your favorite genre, get help.
I’ll will smith a mfer who says Minecraft is a kids game
January 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’ll will smith a mfer who says Minecraft is a kids game
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I’ve made the switch from beer after work to whiskey/scotch/bourbon. I’m so healthy. I’m turning 40.
January 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’ve made the switch from beer after work to whiskey/scotch/bourbon. I’m so healthy. I’m turning 40.
You make my ears itch can you be quiet
January 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You make my ears itch can you be quiet
It’s not “pssss psss pss pss psss psss” it’s “svfffmp svfffmp svfffmp svffffmp svffffmp”
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It’s not “pssss psss pss pss psss psss” it’s “svfffmp svfffmp svfffmp svffffmp svffffmp”
How many cats out there have the nickname “poop-butt” because my cat is one of them.
January 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
How many cats out there have the nickname “poop-butt” because my cat is one of them.
Is it absolutely necessary to have .Blakey.whateverthefuck after all of our user names here? Grow up
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Is it absolutely necessary to have .Blakey.whateverthefuck after all of our user names here? Grow up