A meeting of wit and want, of steel and submission. @jaxxcody.bsky.social did grace my halls this weekend past, his tongue quick, his presence electric. And lo, his comrade @subbottomboi.bsky.social did not merely spectate, nay, he extended his own greeting.

Is this proper push-up form @batecrush.bsky.social

Sir @postcoleonmain.com , squatting deep upon the King’s sword, his body yielding to the full might of Excalibur. A steed of true prowess, a sight to make even the gods envious.