John Everyman
@n0ne0fy0business.bsky.social
your somewhat friendly neighbourhood manfailure
I must be an instrument cause life's been playing me like it's a fucking concerto
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I must be an instrument cause life's been playing me like it's a fucking concerto
You know, I kind of hate it here. And I don't mean the website.
December 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know, I kind of hate it here. And I don't mean the website.
haha dog rotato
a dog with its tongue hanging out is sitting on a metal circular object
ALT: a dog with its tongue hanging out is sitting on a metal circular object
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
haha dog rotato
Old people were right, arthritis is no joke!
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Old people were right, arthritis is no joke!
Hello sharks, check out my product: a bath bomb that - when thrown in water - actually explodes, killing you instantly! I want a billion dollars for 0% equity, this is a robbery!
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hello sharks, check out my product: a bath bomb that - when thrown in water - actually explodes, killing you instantly! I want a billion dollars for 0% equity, this is a robbery!
nothing worse than a sudden urge to develop a new skill immediately followed by the realization that it's not gonna happen cause I'm too lazy or [INSERT EXCUSE HERE]
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
nothing worse than a sudden urge to develop a new skill immediately followed by the realization that it's not gonna happen cause I'm too lazy or [INSERT EXCUSE HERE]
one day I will post a "when knee surgery is tomorrow" meme and it will be true
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
one day I will post a "when knee surgery is tomorrow" meme and it will be true
that face when my outside appearance doesn't match my awkward shyness and I end up feeling like a fool 😩
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
that face when my outside appearance doesn't match my awkward shyness and I end up feeling like a fool 😩
cracking open a cold one by myself 😩
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
cracking open a cold one by myself 😩
I don't know why but the sound of glass breaking always makes me lmao
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I don't know why but the sound of glass breaking always makes me lmao
Only together can we bring about the end of the anthropocene! 😎
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Only together can we bring about the end of the anthropocene! 😎
Barble Bapkins
a soldier wearing a helmet and a red jacket is giving a peace sign
ALT: a soldier wearing a helmet and a red jacket is giving a peace sign
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Barble Bapkins
english native speakers be like: "no, I dont know how to use apostrophe's correctly"
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
english native speakers be like: "no, I dont know how to use apostrophe's correctly"
always remember to top up your turn indicator fluid
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
always remember to top up your turn indicator fluid
excited for the new steam hardware, been waiting for that vr headset for a while
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
excited for the new steam hardware, been waiting for that vr headset for a while
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
🎶And so I wake in the morning and I step outside🎵
🎵And I take a deep breath and I-🎶
go back to sleep...
🎵And I take a deep breath and I-🎶
go back to sleep...
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🎶And so I wake in the morning and I step outside🎵
🎵And I take a deep breath and I-🎶
go back to sleep...
🎵And I take a deep breath and I-🎶
go back to sleep...
your PC ran into a success and can continue
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
your PC ran into a success and can continue
what if I DO want to set the world on fire and not just start a flame in your heart?
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
what if I DO want to set the world on fire and not just start a flame in your heart?
I swear to fuck, I'm almost at my limit. If I see "unalive" used instead of "die" or "kill" ONE MORE TIME, my eyes are going to pop out of their sockets and start boxing under my chin. This Orwellian shit becoming real is "doubleplus ungood"...
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I swear to fuck, I'm almost at my limit. If I see "unalive" used instead of "die" or "kill" ONE MORE TIME, my eyes are going to pop out of their sockets and start boxing under my chin. This Orwellian shit becoming real is "doubleplus ungood"...
when someone tells me they listen to radiohead, I always give them my condolences
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
when someone tells me they listen to radiohead, I always give them my condolences
everyday I wake up-
😢
😢
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 AM
everyday I wake up-
😢
😢
I dream of the day windows goes up in flames and takes microsoft with it
A bizarre Windows 11 bug duplicates Task Manager instead of closing it
A bizarre Windows 11 bug duplicates Task Manager instead of closing it
Multitudes of managers.
buff.ly
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I dream of the day windows goes up in flames and takes microsoft with it